JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Mgeni mimi wazima wenyeji?
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Jamaa alikuwa ulaya akamtumia mama yake email: "Mama nina UKIMWI" Mama yake akajibu: Usirudi kabisa kijijini mwanangu maana :- Ukirudi wewe utamuambukiza mkeo, Mkeo atamuambukiza kaka yako, Kaka...
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From Yahoo friends Unajua nakuthamini zaidi ya rushwa na posho! Bira ya wewe mimi siwezi kuishi, ni sawa na kukosa bunduki eneo ra tukio. Nakuheshimu kama ninavyoheshimu rindo. Wewe...
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BREAKING NEWS: RIHANNA IS PREGNANT CHRIS IS RESPONSIBLE!!!! !! Rihanna this morning admitted to being pregnant and said that she is more than capable to take care of a child on her own...
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Wakubwa na wadogo wake kwa waume, kwa masikitiko makubwa nawatangazia kuwa nimefiwa na mjomba wangu aitwaye DANIEL. Alifariki ghafla jana usiku na alikuwa amehamia na kuweka makazi sehemu za...
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Simu Iliita... MUME: Hello baby! MKE: Hello Sweetie! MUME: Leo nitachelewa kurudi... MKE: Nishajua uko kwa vijanamke vyako, wewe ni malaya sana. Sijui ilikuaje nilikukubali, nakuchukia kama...
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An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample...
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Makaburi mengi sana sehemu za mijini ni yale ya wajanja!take care!
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Mdowezi mmoja alifumaniwa, mwenye mke akamloga nyeti zake zikatoweka akawa flat, ikabidi arudi home na kujifanya mgonjwa ili mkewe asijue. rafiki yake akamshauri akaombe msamaha ili arudishiwe...
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Describe yourself in one word... 1. Wicked 2. Flirty 3. Ugly 4. Sexy 5. Ambitious 6. Womaniser 7. Shy 8. Selfish 9. Hopeless 10. Responsible 11. Corrupt 12. Other(specify)
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Hodi hodi kwa uwanja,naingia kwa madaha,
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Juzi bwana nipo mitaa ya mwenge kuna baa moja inajulikana kwa jina la carabash! Akaja jamaa na Demu wake na gari loa dogo aina ya Vitz wakapaki pembeni mwa barabara karibu na mlango wakuingilia...
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Si unajua bata dume anavyolia?kuna jamaa aliiba bata dume watatu,wale bata walikuwa wanalia sana.Katika kuua so hasikamatwe jamaa akawa anawajibu wale bata kila wanapolia.BATA "Ha,ha".MWIZI...
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Umofia Kwenu Wana JF, Leo nimetimiza nyundo bee ndani ya JF,Mdogo mdogo tutafika,Much respects kwa Mods wote na Members wenzangu....Holla
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Hii itakuwa alert ya Wapendao wake ya watu humu. zubedayo >Arabera=Wivu lazima... Endelea wewe unaesoma.......
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1.boo_s 2.__ndom 3.f__k 4.p_n_s 5.pu_s_ 6.s_x ans 1.BOOK 2.RONDOM 3.FORK 4.PANTS 5.PULSE 6.SIX you got all six wrong didn't you?
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Nasikia JK alikua anapenda kufanya kazi ya urubani wa ndege ila urasi alilazimishwa tu
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Footballer-- 1week- $300,000 Graduate --100yrs-- $300,000 Teacher-----500 yrs--$300,000 Drug dealer--2days- $300,000 Politician--24h rs--- $300,000 Armed robber- 10mins-- $300,00 0. Choose...
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Huenda ilishawahi kuwekwa hapa....sio mbaya tukajikumbusha.... Siku moja Nyani alikuwa kakaa kijiweni anavuta bangi. Mjusi akaja akampa 'Hi', akaomjoin na kuomba puff, nyani akamuonya kuwa ile...
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