Mwanzoni mwa miaka ya1980
timu ya Nchini Kenya ilikuwa na
Mchezaji wa Taifa anaeitwa
OTIENO MBO*, Siku moja akawa
Majeruhi, Kesho yake Magazeti
yote KENYA yakaandika "WAKENYA
KUCHEZA BILA...
This is how the human brain often works when our status changes. Very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.
* Life Is a Gift...
Wanandoa waliodumu zaidi ya miaka 20 wamebainika kuwa na ugonjwa wa Kisukari, utafiti unaonesha waliugua kwasababu ya majina wanayojiita kama; my Honey, my Sweet, my Hot Chocolate nk. Plz mkinge...
Mke wa mtu akisoma sms kutoka kwa mpenzi wake
alijikuta akitkwa na machozi baada ya mpenzi wake
kumwambia mapenzi yao yamefika kikomo, Mumewe
akamuuliza nani alie kutumia sms?
Mke: Dada.
Mume...
Hahahahaha is it jealousy or Clever from husband?
Husband: Why did U give so much money to the beggar who was pretending to be blind?
Wife: Didn't you hear his good words to me?
Husband: No...
Kuna bwana mmoja alimuaga mkewe kuwa anasafiri kikazi
atakua huko kwa siku 3. Wakati anatoka mkewe akamfuata
na kumpatia salama cond... mume alipouliza kwanini amempa
salama mke akajibu kuwa...
Baba:Niletee soda
Mtoto:Coke au Sprite?
Baba:Coke
Mtoto:Kubwa au ndogo?
Baba:Kubwa
Mtoto:Baridi au warm? Baba:Baridi
Mtoto:Nikuleteeglass au utatumia
straw?
Baba:Leta glass
Mtoto:Glass...
Peleni wa TANZANIA wote kwa msiba mzito uliotukuta juu ya kuondokewa na mpiganaji huyu.
Binafsi imeniuma,ingawa nimekua nikifatilia comments za humu ndani tangu siku ya tukio mpaka sasa na kama...
Dears!
Leo ni siku yangu ya pekee ya kujidai ni siku ambayo nilikuja hapa duniani! Namshukuru mungu kunifikisha miaka kadhaa...
Namshukuru mungu sana kwa huu uhai alionipa kweli najisikia furaha...
Najua kwa kawaida huchukua wiki 6 kama ilikuwa kwa njia ya kawaida, lakini sijajua kwa cesarean section huwa inachukuaga wiki ngapi before resuming .
Hili swali nimeulizwa...
Mama Shujaa wa chakula; ni sista mtawa yule. How comes anaibuka mama shujaa wa chakula wakati hajawahi kuserve familia? Kuwa mama haimaanishi tu kuwa mwanamke mtu mzima, lakini pia kutekeleza...
Mume flani alichoka kulala peke yake baada ya mke wake kusafiri kwa muda wa miezi mitano.
Aliposhindwa kabisa kuvumilia akaanza kum'mezea mate housegal wake.
Siku moja akaaingia chumbani...
Familia ilivamiwa na majambazi yakapanga kuwaua wote lakini kabala ya kuwaua. Yakawauliza maswali. JAMBAZI:wewe unaitwa nani. MKE:Elizabeth. JAMBAZI:umesalimika maana...
Unajua nakuthamuni zaidi ya POSHO NA MSHAHARA bila wewe siwezi kuishi ni sawa nakukosa BUNDUKI eneo la tukio nitakuheshimu kama LINDO wewe ni IGP wa moyo wangu daima nitakuweka mbele kama CROWN...
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