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mashangazi wenzangu mpo? Kazi kwenu, ukizubaa mchi wako waibiwa, sijui kinu bila mchi shughuli itakuweje?
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Hapa Bongo kuna majina ya miji ya marekani inatumika kama mitaa duhh.Huku kwetu Arusha tuna Texas,Florida....em wewe tupia ya mtaani kwenu hapa chini....
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Wanajamvi niaje Mpo poa Kwa wale Madarali Natafta mchumba maeneo ya Masaki 1. Awe Wakishua mpambanaji 2. Anaejue mapenzi na nn maana ya kupendwa 3. Mwenye sura nzuri 4. Shep ya ukweli 5...
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Who said gentlemens are stronger than ladies? Can they bleed 4 a week and survive, can they squeeze a 14 inch kid from a few cm hole, can they lov someone and keep quite, can they cry all nyt and...
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WHICH AGE GROUP ARE YOU IN? AGES OF WOMEN: 16-19: BRAND NEW; 20-26: DEMO; 27-36: SECOND HAND; 37-45: NEEDS MAJOR SERVICE; (mileage is gone-out of...
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Ever since the enciet times of our beloved Prophet Muhammad,S.A.W, he taght us to love them, care and respect them, in the Holly Quran: 5:8, "Let NOT the hatred of people incite you to be unjust"...
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Elihuruma, Elipokea, Elinjaa, Elichukua, Eliahsante, Elisioi, Elirushwa, Elitongozo, Elisitaki, Elinyamaza, Elimgongo, Elikamata,
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Jamani naombeni mnikaribishe.
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Name; Shardcole First stated thread; 1st February 2012 12:55 #1 Banned Array Join Date : 15th January 2012 Posts : 2,207 Rep Power : 0 Likes Received: 434 Likes Given: 1...
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wiki ilopita kuna kikojoz alikojolea ktabu. kesho anaadhimisha wiki toka msala ujulikane
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Jamani hivi sumu zipo aina ngapi?kuna wimbo unaimba mapenzi yanaua sio kesho hata leo unaweza kuiaga dunia juu ya mapenzi, afu tena inasemekana mke wa mtu ni sumu,sasa kwa yyte ambae anamke...
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mtoto ni mtoto tuuu. ndio ukamkuta mwanao anafanya hivi utafanyeje??
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(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five...
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mi nachagua kushoto.
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wadau msipate taabu kabisaa yaani mkitaka kuondoa stress inabidi. Mlisome jina langu kisharobaro.haya kazi kwenu NG'ONG'ONHWI.
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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!! Our Phones ~ Wireless Cooking ~ Fireless Cars ~ Keyless Food ~ Fatless Dress ~ Sleeveless Youth ~ Jobless Leaders ~ Shameless Relationships ~ Meaningless...
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Waungwana wote mlionitakia Tahfif kwenye Msiba ulionipata nakushukuruni sana kwa wema wenu. Mamndenyi na FP nao nawashukuru sana hasa kwa utayari wao wa kutaka kuja Msibani. Aaagh! JF bwana...
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Every one in the world is searching for love. We say we love to eat, we love our pets, we love to make money, but that kind of love doesn't last for very long. The good news is that, there is...
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The Jamaican government did a study to see why there are so many deadly motorcycle accidents in Jamaica.I think you’ll be surprised at the results. Major Reasons For Motorbike Accidents In...
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door. She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there. He asks the lady 'Do you have a vagina?' She slams the door...
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