Mzee mmoja alimwandikia barua mjukuu wake aliyekuwa gerezani.
MJUKUU wangu,msimu huu ctoweza kupanda mahindi kwa kuwa cna nguvu ya kulima na wewe ambaye ungenisaidia upo gerezani.
MJUKUU wake...
Hebu fikiria kama kila dhambi ufanyayo unatobolewa,je ungekuwa na matobo mangapi ukitoa uliyonayo au ungekuwa kama kipi kati ya hivi?
(a) chandarua
(b) chujio
(c) wavu
(d) chekecheo
(Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)
Its your first time.
As you lie back, your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while
searching for an excuse,
but he refuses to
be swayed as he...
Here you can look at one interesting text fragment. When i was reading this text I did not understood what whas really wrong with it but then I looked at each word. It is amazing what could our...
Kuliko ilivyotegemewa!
Sie tuliopo Mwz tumeshapata mengi yathibitishayo wahusika.
Kama mlivyoona kwenye gazeti la leo la Mwananchi kua , kwamba visasi vya mapenzi vyahusika.
Ndivyo ilivyo...
Wengine wanatamani mwisho wa mwezi ufike haraka, wengine wanatamani msimu wa mavuno ufike haraka, wengine wanatamani siku za ahadi za kukutana na wapenzi wao zifike haraka, kufunga ndoa, kusafiri...
Sizinga na wanaJF wengine mliopo Mtwara mgeni nimeingia ndani ya mji wenu kimyakimya jana asubuhi. Nyakati za jioni jana nilipata wasaa wa kujichanganya na wenyeji lakini nilichoshuhudia ni kuwa...
Kama kuna mwananchi wa nchi hii (Jamiiforums) ambaye kifo chake (LifeBan) kilitingisha vyombo vya habari (Majukwaa) basi ni Dada/Kaka FaizaFoxy. Lakini haijajulikana ni nini hasa kilisababisha...
Nataka kujua, hivi ulipokuwa mdogo lipi kati ya haya hukuwahi kufanya?
~ Kulilia soda ya Mgeni
~ Kucheza kombolela....kujifichaa!
~ Kukojoa kitandani....
~ Kulamba kamasi....
~ Kugoma...
It was a hot day outside..so the three nuns decided to take off there clothes and bolt the door to there church.
Since there was stain glass windows, nobody could see inside, and the door was...
Muslim & Christians together make up well over a half of the world's population.
Without peace & justice between these two religions communities there can be no meaningful of peace in the world...
Is a well known sayin' !
Meanin' that not everythin' that looks precious suitable or true turns out to be so!
This can apply to persons,
places or things that promise to be more than they...
A naked and drunken woman gets onto a taxi in London one night.
The Indian driver keeps staring, and does not start the taxi.
Woman: Havent you ever seen a naked woman before?
Driver: Im...
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