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...wewe ndio unashangaa nini...
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Mtume Hatetewi Kwa Dhulma Na Ujinga Uislamu Na Shari'ah Zake Imekusanywa Na: ‘Uthmaan Beecher Imefasiriwa Na: Abu Suhayl Shukrani njema zinamstahili Allaah, rahmah na amani zimuendee Mtume...
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Tanzania Tanzania, Nakupenda kwa moyo wotee Nchi yangu Tanzania, Jina lako ni Tamu sana Nilalapo nakuota wewe, Niamkapo ni heri mama wee Tanzania tanzania, Mola awe nawe Daima Tazama ramani...
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A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very FAST. I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be DONE " She thought for a moment...
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Jambazi kaingia kanisan na mtutu huoo! Akauliza, "Nani humu anataka kwenda mbinguni?" Waumini wote wakamnyooshea pastor. Pastor akajibu "NANI KAWAAMBIA? Mi nimesema lini?
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za siku mingi wakuu wa jukwaa hili, nadhan mlikua mnajiuliza huyu binti, mwanadada, mke wa ukwee wa judgement yupo wapi? Ila labda hamkueza hata kuandika thread lakin hilo si kituuu ,kweli...
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Wengine tulifuatilia hapa JF, wengine kwenye TV, wengine kwenye Redio, lakini labda wewe ulikuwepo Kariakoo ukiona matukio yote "Laivu" hebu tumwagie jinsi watu walivyokuwa wana kihoro, wezi...
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Those who expressed their sympathy to me! It also may help me to remain connected and perhaps i feel am less alone! It give me a chance to reflect on all of the carin Jf's members who nearest...
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Baby naomba ukija hostel uninunulie Tigo ya elfu 5 au 10 niongee na mama,usisahau kuja na chips kuku lakini kuku awe mzima nipo na friends zangu afu hunie nadaiwa elfu 35 nilikopa afu baby hili...
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Yaani leo Kariakoo ukimsalimia mtu; Asalaam aleykuum anajibu....Milele Amina!
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Kitendawiliii....Tegaaaaaaa......HAUSIMIKI HAUSIMAMI(________)?
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Aisee ukimwi hauwezi kuisha bongo hii. Kuna gest inaitwa umoja gest house ipo nyuma ya kituo cha police mabatini, malaya wamechukua rums hapo kumekuwa ni danguro, ukifika tu unatoa elf mbili yako...
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Siku hz bhana: kila mwanamke mrembo ana uchina kam siyo matt bac matk au hips, siku hizi bana vijana kata k. kila kona, sku hiz bana kabla hawajamaliza shule wadogo zetu wanataka kuwa bongoflv...
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Mlevi mmoja alikuwa anakunywa kwenye bar iliyokuwa ghorofani-ghorofa ya tatu. Kwa utundu wake na ulevi akaenda kwenye kingo ya ukuta iliyokuwa fupi na ghafla akateleza na kuanguka mpaka chini ya...
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Just looking the case of Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman,who was right
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angekua bongo tungesema ana swagaa sasa kashikilia nini??
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Mnavyokuja nusu uchi mtasababisha niwachakachue kisawasawa! Nimechoka kuwavumilia ati,ayaaa!
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Kuanzia leo sitaki kusikia habari ya wanawake,nasema staki. Ole wako uniulize kwa nini,staki nasema staki,period.
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Ni Tanzania pekee Mkojo una uwezo wa kuunguza nyumba,kuua,na kuchoma nyumba za ibada, kuandamanisha watu n.k.... Nchi nyingine Mkojo una uwezo wa kuacha tu harufu chooni...Tuupigie Mkojo Kura...
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Baada ya sekeseke la jana ni kwamba sasa hivi kariakoo ukimwambia mtu assalam aleykum anakujibu Milele Amina
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