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M=MunguO=OneshaS=sehemuH=HelaI=Ilipowachaga bwana teh teh teh
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Bwana nipe pesa, wananchi wana njaa; Huyo kiongozi wao, Apenda kutangatanga; Hata majirani, wamechoka kumuona; Wakusema, "fungeni milango anakujaaaaa!"
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Chit-Chatters, Jumamosi ya juzi nilikuwa kwenye Harusi ya jamaa yangu, nikashangaa kuona watu (zaidi wanawake) wanaomba wimbo mmoja tu toka mwanzo hadi mwisho, wimbo wenyewe ndio wenye maneno...
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Wapendwa Chit-Chatters mabibi na mabwana! Habari zenyu bhana. Nachukua fursa hii kuwaomba kura zenyu wote na sitataja majina yenu ila kila mmoja kwa chansi yake nawaombeni jamani. Hata moderators...
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Jamaa mmoja baada ya kufumaniwa akifanya mapenzi na mke wa mtu alikimbia uchi hadi nyumbani kwake. Mkewe akamuuliza,"Kuna nini mbona uko hivyo?" Jamaa akajibu,"Nimevamiwa na...
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Kila aitazamie kesho yampasa kwanza aimalize leo. Acha nikudokeze juu ya maisha ya leo; 1. Ishi kwa upendo, 2. Ishi na furaha isiyo na mpaka. 3. Ishi kwa amani na kila mtu. 4. Usiweke mambo...
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Tusaidiane kugundua vipaji. Kuna wengi wana vipaji na hawajui namna ya kutambua vipaji vyao. KIPAJI NI PESA
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Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes - Must Read Out Loud!
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A man in USA see a dog attackng a girl, He kicks the dog it dies "Newspapr report: "LOCAL HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG" Man says i'm not Amercan! Report changed: "Foreign Hero Save girl from Dog" Man...
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haya ndo mambo yanayotokea huko nyuma ya pazia. Nenda na mkeo/mumeo kwenye maombezi. Utaokoa mengi
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hello eti wadada na wakaka!! ipi ni nzuri zaidi!!?? kuwa na mchumba mnaelingana umri!??! au aliyekuzidi umri kwa wadada na uliyemzidi umri kwa wakaka!!?? :gossip::gossip::gossip:
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Hebu fikiria mtu anaamua kujiita MUME WANGU, halafu unataka kumtaja kama reference..! ,leteni majina mengine tata tuyaone
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A black man and a white man were sitting in the park, the white man had a pet monkey and the black man is selling bananas, the black man said 'Mr. Can u look after my bananas, i'm goin to the...
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Hivi inapotokea kuwa kila unapomwona mtu flani mwili unasisimka inamaanisha nini jamani?
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A man and a woman walked into a guesthouse n requested to spend d night. The owner of the guest house,Mr Collins, who is a member of Mountain of fire church, refused to allow men n women stay...
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Mume mmoja wa kichaga alimfumania mke wake na mjita mume:kwa nini unatembea na mkewangu mjita:samahani sikupenda nilipitiwa tu naomba nitoe faini ya sh 5000 mjita akatoa alfu alfu kumi...
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badala ya kwenda kuwanga benk upate helaaaa...
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Fill in the blank. Sipho is the son of Jacob. So Jacob is the _ of Sipho's father. Only a genius can answer & reply. Please answer correctly, I'm tired of laughing from some of the answer.
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Date: Today To: General Manager (Lumumba Street) From: Me Subject: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT I refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company and hereby apply for the...
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Kibololoni (Moshi)- Kibo alone Bujonde (Kyela) - Beyond
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