JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
kibinafsi, naichukia jumatatu, koz naamka nimechoka, and nikikumbuka kazi yangu, isiyoiingizia faida taifa, bali inayoweza kunipa kula mimi na wanangu wawili, Brice and...
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Hii kali sana!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kama ni yes andika -------------y kama ni no andika --------------n
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majuzi kati wazaramo waliokuwa kwenye maandamano yasiyohitaji Kibali yaani mchakamchaka wa Ngoma waliokuwa wamekusanya waZalendo toka maeneo ya Msanga, Manelomango, Malumbo, Masaki B, Panga la...
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Kuna 50,000/= kama ukipata swali langu "am serious" naku2mia kwa njia ya M-pesa, Airtel money, Tigo pesa or Z pesa. NITAJIE MAJINA YA WALE WATU WANAOSHIKANA MIKONO KILA UKIWASHA SIMU...
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BEFORE MARRIAGE He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you...
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Bongo bwanaa!!!! marafiki wawili walienda kwa interview.....mmoja alikuwa mwerevu,mwingine alikuwa zuzu kwa hiyo wakaamua kusaidiana. Wakapanga kuwa jamaa mwerevu ataingia mwanzo...alafu...
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Mwanangu kwanza nimefurahi sana kukuona leo umefunga ndoa!! na kwa hilo namuomba Mungu akupe watoto wenye akili kama Erickb52, warembo kama charminglady, wenye heshima kama Smile, wachangamfu kama...
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Sister du mmoja alikuwa dukani akichagua vidani vya dhahabu vya aghali. Sasa katika kuinama,ghafla akaachia ushuzi! Kuangalia angalia pembeni akamwona muuzaji. Ile kuvunga,akamuuliza...
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Kama elimu yako sio ya mchina badili sentensi hii kuwa ya kiingereza 'BABA MIMI NI MTOTO WAKO WA NGAPI'
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Choose ur wish now in the name of GOD it will come true 1*House 2*Car 3*Wife 4*Husband 5*Child 6*Money 7*Love 8*Success 9*Dignity 10*Promo @work 11*Job 12*Relief from sickness MAY GOD...
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A mother used to cook her kids chicken everyday bt da kids got fed up. GAL: nitaambia mum aache kupika kuku BOY: kwanini? GAL: nimeanza kumea manyoya huko chini BOY: nilidhani ni mimi tu GAL: ata...
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Kuna kimchezo nacheza hapa kinanifurahisha kweli na wewe jaribu weka CM yako VIBRATION kisha TIA kwenye MAJI alafu BEEP uone inavyo OGELEA..! Yaani hadi Raha.
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RAFIKI: aisee kabila lenu mna akili sana RUGAIMUKAMU: ofukoz, kwani hukumbuki kipindi kire tukiwa wingereza na akina blackberry rweyemamu, iPod ruganyizi, screen-touch rwezaura, facebook rwekaza...
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1.Wakikukwepa usijali iko siku watakutafuta 2.wakikusengenya nyamaza , huenda watajifunza. 3.wakikununia omba Mungu ipo siku watakuchekea 4.wakikupongeza usiwaamini labda wanakufanyia...
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Habari za jioni wadau wa jf, niko bar moja hapa tabata ni balaa kuanzia counter, wahudumu mpaka jikoni kote ni wanaume tena madingi.
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MKE; DR matiti yangu madogo mume wangu hayampendezi nifanyeje............? DR; (mate yakimtoka) suala dogo sana hilo kwangu, njooo kesho jioni nitakunyonya kitaalam muda wa saa...
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je tutafika kweli jamani?
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Nitonye siku zote moyo wake uko kwako, Yeye ndie ajuae thamani ya penzi lako, Mtoto wetu bado anahitaji uwepo wetu, Yaliyopita si ndwele tugange yajayo, Msamaha wako nimeupokea kwa mikono...
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Tenda Wema uende zako kama Diamond Makahaba wenye Viwango wapo bongo movie Vua Gamba, uvae Gwanda Endelea...
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