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Sijawahi kuona Dereva wa Tax wa kike, na wewe je hujawahi ona nini mfano kitu gani, embu tiririka....
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timu yangu manchester united inacheza na had sasa imetupiwa, ukizingatia chelsea na man city wameshinda mechi zao.
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Utasikia 'mtu na wifi yake';'mtu na mke wake'; 'mtu na dada/mama/baba yake' nk. Hivi,mtu ni nani hasa?
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Karibuni wana jamvi napata ugali na samaki mkuubwaa sana nimealikwa rafiki yangu hapa kirumba ama kweli wana mwanza mna upendo na ukarim kwa wageni
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Funny Names of churches in NIGERIA... • Go and tell Ahab that Elijah is here Ministries - Benin • God is Real Ministry. Motto: "Jesus no get muscle but he get power" • JESUS THE LANDLORD...
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Tarehe 1 mwezi wa kumi natimiza miaka 25,tatizo langu hapa ni,kwa umri huo nmfanya mapenzi mara mbili tu,na hyo ilinitokea nlpo kua form 6 kama miaka 5 hvi imepita,dada moja wa kiarabu ndo...
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Stolen dog finds its own way home in Lancashire Chopper was inside the cab of a van which was stolen A...
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Lets Play This Game Its called YES & NO. Coment with either YES or NO & then leave any question for the next person... Eg. "Do u like chocolate?" Nxt person... "No Do u have ice cream?"...
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Mlango wa gunia hauwekwi kitasa!
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JAMAA.........; basi twende ukanipe penzi MAMA MASAWE..........;nimekubali lakini sio tukifika huko unaingisa yoote mpaka Masawe aje nishuku JAMAA.........; wala siwezi kufanya hivyo...
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1: Happy 2: Angry 3: Lonely 4: Horny 5: Missing Someone 6: Bored 7: Broke 8: Confused 9: In Love 10: Sleepy 11: chatty 12: Other (Specify)
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Bila ya kujibaraguza hebu tuambie kama kweli una- enjoy maisha au upo upo tu kujaza dunia!?
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Chit Chatters hii haina tofauti na game ambazo tumekuwa tunacheza hapa kila siku..Ila hii inatumia maneno yakuunganisha 'sio tu kwamba...bali pia (Not only...but also)..Lakini kwa game hi...
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Konda:Hi-beibi Dem:Poa bby Konda:mwangalie huyu naye mi namwambia haibebi ye ananijibu baby! Abiria:konda washa gari tunaharaka Konda:mgeanza safari jana Abiria:sitaki siti ya nyuma...
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A shop owner in Moshi, was tired of people breaking into his yard/shop so he came up with the idea of shaving his dog like a lion. Everyone in Moshi recognizes a lion, now he has no...
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Babu Asprin enzi za ujana wake!
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WEWE UNGEFANYAJE? Mdada mmoja mke wa mtu alikuwa akisumbuliwa sana na jamaa mmoja aliyekuwa akimtaka kila siku, hatimae akamwambia mumewe. Mume akamwambia mkewe, we kubali tuu, ila mwambie aje...
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jamaa mmoja alienda kufanya mtihani akiwa amejiandaa na chabo yakutosha aloficha ndan ya suruali. Wakati mtihani unaendelea invigilator alimkamata jamaa na chabo yake akamwuliza jamaa,"hiki nini...
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . ...
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Fungua hii link http://im19.gulfup.com/2012-07-21/1342885648171.swf
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