JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Teacher: Little Johny, What is a Verb? Little Johny: A Verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying? Johny: It is a complete sentence sir. Teacher: Are you mad? Johny...
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kazi kweli kweli-job true true maziwa yamesimama-the milk is standing (By Bourgeoisie) umeona!chuchu saa sita-You see!the milk is six o'clocka(by King Kong III) kazi imepamba moto-work cotton fire...
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Heshima yenu waheshimiwa. Kuna kipindi kulikuwa na mpambano wa lugha ya english kati ya Kiranga na Mwita25 hapa Chit Chat. Naomba mnikumbushe nani alishinda mpambano ule, maana nimejitahidi...
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Ukimfumania mpenzi wako kitandani na mtu mwingine nini cha kwanza utasema! 1) Ooh My God! 2) Jesus! 3) Yesu na maria 4) What the ****! 5) I knew it! 6) hahahaha (unacheka umepata kisingizo...
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Je mwana jamvi maneno haya uliwahi kuyaona kwa wingi mkoa gani?
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Jamaa mmoja alikwenda kwa Mganga a. k. a. Sangoma kwa ajili ya kufundishwa jinsi ya kutabiria watu mambo yao ikiwa ni pamoja na kusoma viganjwa vya mikono. JAMAA: Mganga nimekuja unifundishe...
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The beauty of Mathematics 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654 1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543 12345678 x 8 + 8 =...
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Who really owns a man? His mother or wife? Mother: my son must obey me unless he ddn suck my breast for 1 yr Wife: he sucks mine now &sucked it for more than 5yrs and is still sucking Mother...
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Sharo flani alienda kuangalia sinema na dem wake,sinema ilipokuwa inaendelea jamaa akashikwa na usingizi akalala. Baada ya muda akashtuka kutoka usingizini akasema,"Aah! Mb**o yangu!!" {watu...
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Ivi ni nani ambaye hajawahi kucheza mchezo wa kimamamama au kombolela na ulipokuwa unacheza ulicheza kama nani?
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Enzi zile kila kitu kwa foleni, ukimuona mtu na (bidhaa adimu) zikifahamika hivyo ni wa maana sana, enzi hizo maduka ya RTC ndiyo yenyewe ( ukiwa mfanyakazi wa RTC wewe ni...
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Katika uzinduzi huo ambao uliudhuriwa na Mh. Waziri Dokta Phd na Mh. Mkuu wa Mkoa Dokta Daktari, Mh Dokta Obuntu alisisitiza umuhimu wa kuwapo wasomi wengi wa ngazi ya Dokta ili kuongeza ufanisi...
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A weekend is not complete without... 1.parties 2.sex 3.alcohol 4.movies 5.trips 6.facebook 7.others (spefiy)
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1. BOO_T 2._ _ NDOM 3.F _ _ k 4.P_N_S 5. PU_S_ 6.S_X Haraka haraka .......!! Toa majibu hapo .................!!
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Sikiliza swaga za POLISI anapotangaza dem. aroooow wewe, hebu kuja haraka, unajua nakuthamini sana kama RUSHWA, bila wewe siwezi kuishi ni sawa na kukosa BUNDUKI eneo la tukio. Nitakuheshimu kama...
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Ulianza mahusiano ya kimapenzi mara ya kwanza ukiwa na miaka mingapi? A, 5-10 B, 11-15 C, 16-20 D, 21-25 E, 26-30 F, 31 na kuendelea
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Twin prostitutes, 70, retire from being full-time sex workers after sleeping with a combined 355,000 men during their 50 year career. The senior citizen call girls successfully worked Amsterdam’s...
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Mashindano ya miss chitchat huendeshwa kila mwisho wa mwezi toka mwezi aug ambapo tulikua na miss cacico ,mwezi sept tulimpata miss Remmy ,sasa tunakwenda kumsaka miss chitchat wa mwezi...
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Chapati kiporo vitumbua andazi kisheti kababu ugali............n.k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxLzU3CK8wA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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