When you don't want to marry your girlfriend, just say:
baby,you know i love you very much and care about you,i just bought a 20 carat gold ring and i'm planning to propose when Arsenal wins both...
Kulkua na KIPOFU, KIZIWI na BUBU! Pamoja na mke wa KIPOFU...
Utata ulpo anza. KIZIWI akawa anamega mke wa KIPOFU na hali BUBU anajua! BUBU atafanyaje ili amweleze KIPOFU kua mkeo KIZIWI...
18 Tanzanian professors were called to sit in an airplane. When they all sat and the plane was about to take off, they were informed that the plane was made by their own students..... they all...
A policeman arrested a man for urinating in a prohibited place and fined him $50.The man gave the policeman $100 and the policeman told d man;I beg urinate one more time,coz I don't have change.
Mr. Ryan went to the Market with his dog.
He rode a horse to the Market, yet walked.
This is a primary school level question...
What is the name of the dog that went to the Market??
Let's see how...
Mumeo akiwa wa namna hii utajisikiaje/jihisije/chukuliaje.......?
Saa kumi "10" akitoka jobni moja kwa moja home.....!!!
Hata overtime hatiki............!!
Msukuma; nipatie unga kilo tatu wa ugali
Shopkeeper; sina, umeisha!
Msukuma; kwani akuna siku nintakuchja nipate unga bwana? haya basi,nipatie mikate mitano,mayai saba na sota ile kupwa ya...
Jamaa flani alipanda juu ya mabati ya nyumba wanayoishi ya ghorofa kutengeneza Aerial ya T.v.
Ghafla akateleza akaanza kuanguka,wakati yuko hewani ana anguka akamuona mke wake chini akipika...
Ni muda sasa umepita,nilikua kimya kwani nilienda kutafuta.nimerudi na kizawadi hiki japo kidogo lakn unaweza kuanzia wakati nasikilizia jibu toka kwako pamoja napesa kidogo ya mafuta
Jipange kwa kupiga msuli chuoni na sio kwenda kutafuta madem kwa kujionesha eti kama ww ndo una pesa wakati pesa zenyewe umekopeshwa na HESLB.
Kaa usome mapenzi utayakuta tu tatizo mnapenda mambo...
Kuna jamaa m1 alikua mlevi sana kunasiku alihubiriwa na kukubali kuokoka.
Mchungaji akamzamisha kwenye maji alipo muibua akamwabia sasa umezaliwa
upya na umekuwa kiumbe kipya hutoitwa Ngajiro...
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