Haya ni baadhi tu,ongezea na yako kama uliwahi kuchapia au ulimsikia mtu anachapia!
Mme wangu tuchange hela tuweke umeme wa soya(umeme wa solar)
Wajue kabisa mi ndo niliyewahifadhia hizo pesa...
Siku chache baada ya jamii ya waislamu duniani kote kuandamana kupinga filamu inayomkashifu Mtume, VIDOLE GUMBA navyo vimetishia kuandamana ili vipunguziwe idadi ya meseji vinazoandika kwenye simu...
1. You wake up each morning
with erection and you don't know
what to do if don't have a GF/
WIFE.
2. You work your entire life
making money just to get a wife.
3. You have to act tough...
Leo nilikuwa na kaproject flan kalikosababisha nitembelee sehemu mbali mbali za dsm hasa kule kunakoitwa uswahilini. Kilichonishangaza nilipofika hayo maeneo na kupiga simu kwa line ya tigo nikawa...
Hatimae ile dream niliyokua nikiisubiria muda kitambo, leo milango ya saa 11 na ushee ikatimia.
Tumeonana tumeongea , tukabadilishana mawazo .
Niseme moja tu, kwamba imagination yangu haikua...
Ma-secretary wanne walikuwa wakijibu maswali kwenye interview. {BOSS}:Mwanamke yeyote ana pair za aina mbili za lips,zitaje!. {MWANAMKE#1}:Pair moja ina nywele na nyingine haina...
Wana Jf wa Mwanza nikianza na Judgement na charminglady naomba kuwajulisha kuwa ntakuwa jiji humo nikila samaki kuanzia kesho so kwa atakayeweza kupata nafasi atanijulisha walau nimsalimie!
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Girlfriend Is A Virus, She Will Enter Into your Life, Scan your
Pocket, Transfer your Money, Edit your Mind, Download
Her
Problems To you, Delete your Smile And Hang your Life.
So
Pliiiz...
Maisha yenyewe mafupi haya! Kwa nini nisikuongezee walau one day? Haya kula hiyo! Ni kijana tourguide akiongea na mtalii kabla hawajapanda mlima.
"To plant mout Kilimanjaro is very president job...
Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
mother:my son must obey me unless he did not suck my breasts for 1 year.
wife:he sucks mine now and sucked it for more than 5 yrs and still...
Ktk pitapita zako kitaa ukaona nguo inauzwa Tsh 10,000/- ukaipenda,ukakopa kiasi cha Tsh 5000/- kwa cct na Tsh 5000/- kwa br.Ulpoenda sokoni ukapata discount ya Tsh 300/-.Ukaona upunguze deni...
Bila kuwachosha,nawakumbusha tu waliokua wanachuana ni charminglady v/s Remmy Kura zilizopigwa kwa ufasaha ni 10,na matokeo ni kama ifuatavyo-
(a) charminglady amepata kura 4 kati ya 10...
Kila siku tunaongea lakini mambo ya hela hayaongelewi. Mi nataka sasa tuwe tunaongea kimshiko mshiko.
Nataka tucheze mchezo wa kuchangiana hela. Nataka kila mtu aingie kwenye kundi moja, "Hii...
Hapa nazungumzia kitu chako Wewe Binafsi na Si cha Familia Yako/Yenu
Naanza,
Mimi Namiliki Shamba La Urithi wa Bibi na Kibuyu cha Maziwa.
Twende kazi....
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