JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Morning wana CC! Nimekutana na hii hapa Heheehehehheeee ukomeee kutaka miwowo kwa bahat mbaya jg kawahi ila mi ninacho cha uchokoziii hehheee poleee Haya hebu nidadavulieni wajameni haya...
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kuna watoto w2 walikuwa wakicheza pamoja akapita mpita njia mtumishi wa Mungu akamkuta mtoto m1 akilia mtumishi akamuuliza unalilia nini mtoto? akijibu "yeboyebo zangu zimepotea" jamaa...
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Jaman kuna m2 leo kaniletea kadi nimchangie 15000 kwa ajili ya graduation ya darasa la 7 ya mwanae, ikifika harusi je itakuwaje?
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Mzinzi alihukumiwa kifo, lakini mahakama ikampa nafasi yakuchagua kifo gani afe, mzinzi akasema, nipeni k*ma yenye sumu niinyonye mpaka nife.... JAJI akasema, "kum*m*ko unataka ufe huku unapata raha?
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MAAJABU YA DUNIA MWANAMKE AMEJIFUNGUA FARASI KANISANI Waumini wa kanisa la ‘World liberation Ministry’ linalopatikana katika mji wa Sepele nchini Benin Jumanne iliyopita walikumbwa na mshangao...
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A girl realised that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said- "that part where hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud...
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Mzee mmoja alifanyiwa upasuaji wa korodani,dakitari akatoa korodani kaweka pembeni ili aendelee na uchunguzi,paka akaingia na kuchukua zile korodani akatimka.dakitari kuona vile akaamua amuekee...
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Wanajamii mambo vp? Niko Denver ningependa siku ya kesho Ijumaa nipate nafasi ya kuujua mji huu, kama kuna mtu yeyote kutoka bongo na anaweza kuwa na time ya kunisaidia kwenda sehem mbalimbali...
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Baba alimuuliza mwanae nikikupiga huwa hasira zako unamalizia wapi? Namalizia chooni. Huko chooni unamalizia vipi? Huwa nasafisha tundu la choo kwa kutumia mswaki wako unaotumia kila siku! Baba...
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Ma bar maid kazi kwelikweli. Chumba changu dirisha langu linapakana na chumba chao. Wakirudi usiku huwa nasikia "pwa pwa pwa, fyuuuu, mbwiiii, bwiii, psiii, fyumu, buuu, ndiii kama hii haitoshi...
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Teacher Wants to Test John' IQ .... Teacher: John, what is a Period? John: I don't know the meaning Sir. But I am very sure it is very dangerous. Teacher: Why John? John: because when my sister...
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In a chemistry class, A Teacher asked a student to define love. A naughty student said" Love is the process whereby a boy sells his heart $50 to a girl or The girl sells her heart $50 to the...
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Mtoto alikuwa na trip za kwenda chooni, mama ikabidi amuulize mwanae "vipi tumbo linasumbua? Mtoto akajibu hapana halisumbui ila m**i yanasumbua tumbo.Hahahaha
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Ndizi akamuuliza chungwa ni kwa nini ukiliwa lazima unyonywe? Chungwa akasema nisiponyonywa sisikii utamu kabisaaaa, wewe je? ndizi akajibu akasema mimi nisipovuliwa nguo sipati raha, Passion...
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Ameniambia kinaitwa chikanda.........
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Few hours after electricity went off A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his...
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Ubaguzi
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Ili kujenga heshima kati ya Members na uendeshaji endelevu wa JF,napendekeza ufanyike uchaguzi Mkuu humu wa kupata Mwenyekiti,Makamu Mwenyekiti,Katibu Mkuu,Naibu Katibu Mkuu,Mweka Hazina na...
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Kutumia kawa kufunikia chakula......!!! Naona siku hizi mambo ya hot ports yametawala.....!!
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Maishani mwako,kitendo kipi ulianza kujua? Kuimba/kusoma/kuhesabu/kuendesha baiskeli/kuchunga wanyama/ kufanya mapenzi/kucheza mpira/kucheza kibaba-baba au kimama-mama au kipi?
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