JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Nikiwataja kwa majina sitawamaliza But Naomba niwatakie wote Ijumaa Njema. Leo mimi naanzia Didz Pub Masaki na Kitimoto ya Isaya. From there I will be heading to Sansiro. Enjoy guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wana chitchati mnaombwa kujitokeza kupiga kura kwa awamu ya kwanza ya mashindano ya kumsaka miss chitcha kwa mwezi sept,unaombwa kujitokeze kupiga kura tafadhali ili tuwapate wawili watako ingia...
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Sssh! Knw what? God loves you! And He says He knows the plans He is having for you! Not bad, but to give you your future. The one you are hoping for! Erickb52, Mungu anajua unavyotamani lile gari...
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Hivi ikatokea wapenzi wako wa zaman wanaoa na kuolewa, halafu wewe hujaoa au kuolewa. Unajiskiaje? ulishawahi kujiuliza kwanini.............?
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Tz wez au sio wezi skia hii:wajapani wameunda mashne ya kukamatia wez na kuipeleka nch zifuatazo kwa majarbio URUS baada ya nusu saa imekamata wez 40,JAMAICA baada ya dk 20 ikakamata wez...
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SEMINA UBUNGO PLAZA,watu wakaanza kujitambulisha,Mtu wa1: mimi naitwa John niko UDOM Mwaka wa 2, nasoma LAW.Mtu wa 2: mimi naitwa Stella niko UDSM mwaka wa 3 nasoma PUBLIC RELATION.Mtu wa3: kwa...
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Je umejipangaaje? Hapo mwanzo Mungu aliumba ulimwengu na wanyama wake. Kila mnyama alipewa miaka ya kuishi 30. Kati ya wanyama walioumbwa walikuwa Punda, Mbwa na binadamu. Mungu akawauliza wanyama...
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kwa mujibu wa Invisible na wakuu wengine. ID yangu ndo unique kuliko zote JF, hii ndo ID ya kwanza kuwa na Herufi moja tu, 2. hii ndo ID fupi kuliko zote JF id gani zingine zisizo za...
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au hata almannusra...... What happened?
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Ni mtu anayefuata kwa ubovu baada ya kichaa, anapata shida sana kutafuta poi la kujitambulisha, espeshale mwenye nyumba anapokuwa amekunja uso wa ndimu. Anaongoza kwa kuwa na vitu vingi ambavyo...
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Beautiful things Are not Always Good ~ But Good things are Always Beautiful!
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...e bana kuna watu wadaku! uko kwenye daladala,au sehemu nyingine unaCHAT. jirani yako kakomaa...katupia jicho simu yako...kuona msg zinazoingia na kutoka! kiufupi huwa inaboa na inamnyima...
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Leo ni birthday yangu namshukuru Mungu ni mzima wa afya, (kwa muonekano na ninavyo jisikia) lakini sifurahii miaka inapoongezeka ningependa niendelee kuwa kijana... Nakwenda kupima ngoma kwani...
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habari zenu wana jf nimewamis kwanza sikua vizuri sikuchache zilizopita ila mi nahitaji kufahamu kwa muda huu unawaza nin kwa kichwa chako? Beibe nasty mke wa judgement asanteen saana
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Wife: my husband, itz time to wake up for work. Husband: ooh no, today I am not going. Wife: why you don't? Husband: I got fired by my boss. Wife: why? Husband: I don't know, I just...
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Hebu nisaidie hii, kama unajua Kiswahili.......... Ikiwa hii 11,000 = elfu kumi na moja. Jee, hii ngapi 10,001 Nisaidie mtu wangu.
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Du,jamaa kajidai ooh mimi hapa siesabiwi!Mara karani katoa radio call nakuanza kutaja namba yanyumba eneo alipo huku anajibiwa dakita tatu tutakuwa hapo!!!Akajibu oohoo,yamekuwa hayo?Aya tokeni...
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Jana ndio nimetoka gereza la ban nililo kuwepo for two months..walah ban inauma si mchezo..ushapigwa BAN wewe..embu tuelezee ulichokua unakimiss zaidi?? mimi nilimiss sana hapa Chit na MMU...
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Hakika nasema iko siku mtu atamwagiwa uji wa moto humu jamvini. We fikiria mtoto wa kiume umejikunja,ukajinyima ukawekeza ,halafu jitu kama Erickb52 , Nyani Ngabu au Asprin linakuja linaparamia tu...
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