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Vilevile msichana yoyote mwenye umbo zuri anaye weza kuimba sauti ya pili "A". Umri wao usizidi...
Miongoni mwa watu muhimu sana niliopotezana nao during mfungo wa mwezi mtukufu ni @wiselady.
Hivi huyu mwanamaombi amejificha/ amefichwa wapi na nani!!??
Yeyote aliyemuona naomba anivutie waya...
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Haya sasa...!!
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Hapa sasa mzuka! Nilikuwa na'test batan za SIMU yangu.
Sorry!
Napenda nipate lau nafasi,
Niweze kusema nawe kidogo,
Ooooh The secretary,
Rohoni naumia.......
La kufanya bado sijaliona,
Huenda roho yako ikadunda,
Iko siku utaja nipoza,
Ooooh...
Mother; why did you get such a low mark in that test
jonny; because of absence
mother; you mean you were absent on the day of the test?
Jonny; no, But the kid who sits next to me was absent
Inasemekana postmortem ya Ally aliyekufa ktk maandamano ya cdm huko moro, inasema alikufa kwa kuchomwa na chuma chenye ncha kali!!! Mwenye exact info na aseme
Women Are Very Difficult
If you kiss her ,
you are not a gentleman
If you don't,
you are not a man
If you praise her,
she thinks you are lying
If you don't,
you are good for nothing...
Mbona hivi ..kaka yangu huyu nilimmisi kweli mpaka ikafika nikiona thread zake naangalia walipukaji
naulizia bado yupo hai jamani ..maana jf kubwa jamani
kama yupo mpeni hai hata nusu ya heri
Roulette naomba nikupe shukrani zangu nyingi kwa kuiona POST YANGU kuwa ndiyo yenye uzito na kukufurahisha kama ulivyoahidi hadi kutoa Like yako ambayo imenimwagia Rep Power za kutosha...
mama alimchapa mwanae kwa koxa la kukojoa kitandani mtoto akati analia akamuuliza mama yake UNANIONEA mbona humpigi baba akati usiku namsikiaga anakuuliza nikojoe unamwambia kojoa?
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