Ubaridii huu hapa Jf alafu maisha yapeke yako!Ukipapasa upande wapili unakuta eneo labariidiii!Nimeshindwa kuvumilia ngoja nitoke cnm zangu atakaetokeza tu!
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer
in his room, so he decided to send a mail to his
wife.
However, he accidentally typed the wrong email
address, and without realizing he sent...
Kichaa mmoja kakutana na jamaa flan maongez yakawa hivi:
jamaa:we si kichaa?
Kichaa:ndio,kwan vp?
Jamaa:si unatakiwa kuwa milembe?
Kichaa:ndio niko milembe
jamaa:sasa mbona uko huku?
Kichaa:niko...
wavutaji wa bangi wa wili walikamatwa na askari wakivuta bangi... Walipopelekwa mahakamani hakimu akawaamuru adhabu yao iwe kuwashauri wavutaji wenzao waache kuvuta bangi na baada ya mwez waje na...
kuna dada hapa analalamika yeye kazoea kuvaa mitumba cunajua kwenda kunua kwenye boutique mpaka uwe na mpunga wa kutosha basi anavyodai mwenyewe akapata zali akaletewa jeans trouser ya ukwee...
New Alphabet:
Ais for apple, and Bis for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
Now The...
Ndani ya boti,watu rangi tofauti walikua na mizigo,meli ikazidiwa na ikabidi mizigo ipunguzwe.
Mzungu akatupa computer, akasema "kwetu zipo tele"
Mchina akatupa box la simu
akasema"kwetu...
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