1.Unakunjia nani sura,kwani ni mimi
nilikuambia ule magimbi bila chai?
2.Due 2 grenade threats,naomba
ukunye pole
pole.
3.Unafunga mlango unafikiri watu
wataiba
mavi yako?
4.Ungekuwa...
hi kwa nini tusingekua tunandika majina yetu yote yani ful name na cyo a.k.a kama unaitwa Mbaga Tamambele basi uandike lote na siyo unfpsha mara eg (M de t-a.k.a ya Mbaga Tamambeke ) kwa nini iwe...
njoo na vyeti vyako vyote halisi, jina la mjumbe muhimu pamoja na mtaa. USISAHAU KITU KIDOGO CHA KUWAPOZEA ILI UPATE NAFASI MAANA MPO WENGI. MIKOANI HUKO VIPI?
Kwa sababu macho na kichwa changu yalikuwa yameshapendeza nikashindwa kutambua hii picha, lakini kuna wengine walisema ni mods wa JF walipokuwa wadogo...... wengine wakasema ni member fulani wa...
Tunatangaza kuwepo na pre-birthday party ya tajiri la kihaya kuanzia leo tarehe mosi mwezi wa nane .angalizo hatuhitaji kamati wahudumu wapo wa kutosha.itakuwa inafanyikia Kilimanjaro hotel hadi...
Baada ya joseph na Michael kutelekezwa katika jangwa la sahara kwa muda mrefu, walihisi bonge la njaa na kiu cha ukweli..
Basi walitembea wee, wakatembea wee, wakeendelea kutembea wee, na...
sasa wakati Muafaka kuwa na Jf fc...kwa kuanza Napendekeza Golikipa>Madame X,
Msaidizi>Madame B.
Pendekezeni first eleven..
1.Madame X
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11
Tukipata Kikosi...
Mwalimu aliachia ushuzi darasani. Wanafunzi wakacheka sana. Kwa aibu mwalimu akachukua likizo ya wiki ili kupoteza so. Aliporudi akawauliza watoto, haya watoto hivi tuliishia wapi? Wakajibu...
Ibiric alm2ma jamaa mmoja nitafutie jina la m2 mmoja awe msaidizi wangu, bac jamaa akamletea ibiric jina la rafki yake, ibiric alivyopewa jina lile alicheka saaana alafu akamjbu jamaa, mbona huyu...
Jamaa akiwa anamdai mwenzake kwa muda mrefu alimfuata kumkumbusha na kutaka kulipwa, mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi;
Jamaa - unajua lile deni letu leo linafikisha mwaka sasa?
Mwenzake - Basi tuliimbie...
Two tigers were resting under a tree..
Suddenly a Rabbit passed very fast Tiger could not make out and Asked "What was tht?"
2nd Tiger smiled and said,
Fast food.....
Wakuu kuna misemo naisikia mara nyingi hususan katika misiba na sielewi hasa maana yake, mwenye uelewa eneo hili naomba anieleweshe. Mfano, mtu anaposema "Tulimpenda zaidi huyu (yaani marehemu)...
Hi, Mommy.
I'm your baby. You don't know me yet,
I'm only a
few weeks old. You're going to find out
about me
soon, though, I promise. Let me tell you some
things about me. My name is John...
mambo!
mara nyingi waschana huwa tunavikwa pete wakati wa engagement!! sasa endapo itatakiwa mvulana umpe mschana ktu kingine tofauti na pete!! je utampa nini mschana!!?? na endapo mschana itakuwa...
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