JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Good evening JF members, today I had a very bad day. i was asked to accompany my mom to bagamoyo to speak with my brother's teacher about his grades. the dude told us to meet him at 1100 hrs so we...
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Finding of God is the finding of one self INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and I...
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jaman mkoba mtu mzima anaweza kuwa sawa na dr ulimboka?
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...habib mpenzi chocolate nimekumbuka kisses zako jaman....hebu rudi bwanaaa.....!
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Ni yupi mshamba zaidi kati ya hawa wafuatao. 1)Aliekwenda dukani kuulizia blootuth. 2)Aliekula hoteli vyombo akaosha. 3)Alienunua chokostiki akaitia kwenye mkoba akachukua zawadi kijijini...
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tukio lipi la ajabu lililowah kukutokea ambalo hadi leo huamini!!?? mfano: mi nliwah kuibiwa simu then baada ya siku tatu yule mtu akanirudishia ile simu na kuniomba msamah!! wewe je!!??
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KIKWETE uliye 2filic, jina lako USANII MTUPU ,Utakalo lifanyike BAGAMOYO tu, utupe leo mabilioni yetu ya EPA, uwapeleke MAFISADI wote mahakamani, uwalipe wastaafu pesa zao,uwasamehe...
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Goodmorning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain FUTAKAMBA on behalf of AirTanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of AirTanzania Boeing 737. We apologize...
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eti hata wazee we2 mliomo humu kuna mtt wa kike anaeweza jichagulia mahari??
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Jamaa alikaa na chet chake cha ndoa kwa masaa 4 akikitizama, mara mke akamuona akamuuliza mume wangu leo umekumbuka cku yetu ya ndoa? Mume akajibu hapana, ila nilikua natafuta EXPIRY DATE...
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Dear God, please give us back Julius Nyerere and Edward Sokoine; in exchange we’ll give you Jakaya Kikwete, Mizengo Pinda, Anna Makinda, Mwigulu Nchemba, Nape Nnauye and Livingstne Lusinde...
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Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anafanya mapenzi na binti.Wakati anakaribia kumaliza,yule binti akaanza kupandisha mashetani .Katika kuyatuliza yale mashetani jama akaanza kuyabembeleza kwa kusema 'jamani...
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BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates has resigned as the chairman of microsoft after receiving a letter from a school boy Akpos. Akpos: Dear Sir, I have some questions to ask; 1) The keyboard...
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watanzania tutegemee nini kitajili...baada ya kuruhusu siasa kutawala kila ulingo wa maisha yetu?
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Kuna nyumba nilialikwa futari nikakuta kuna mtu humo kwenye nyumba yuko above 25...haumwi na ana afya njema but ni hivi..... anafuturu sawasawa na wenzie waliofunga ingawa yeye hafungi usiku...
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kwamba MBUNI ni ndege mwenye mwendo kasi zaidi kuliko ndege wote duniani anakimbia KM 70 kwa saa.Hebu na ww pia andika hapa MADA yako inayoanzia na kichwa cha habari je wajua.
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Iko ITV, inahusu walemavu wa ngozi, take your time utazame.
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Jamaa aliiba simu na katika kukimbia alionekana na alipoona mambo yanakua magumu akaimeza simu na ile anamaliza tu akashikwa,Watu wakawa wanajiuliza kapeleka wapi na mara ghafla Jamaa akatoa hewa...
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Wakati wote napofuatilia swali la kipima Joto ITV naona kama waandaaji wa hawana upeo. Kwa mfano leo wakati Tanesco wamekanusha habari kuwa nchi itaingia gizani kutokana na giza zito, ITV ambayo...
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je chakula gani unapendelea!!?? mi napenda ndizi & maini au samaki!! wewe jeeee!!!!!!!!????????????????????
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