Good evening JF members, today I had a very bad day. i was asked to accompany my mom to bagamoyo to speak with my brother's teacher about his grades. the dude told us to meet him at 1100 hrs so we...
Finding of God is the finding of one self
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded fromBoyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0and I...
Ni yupi mshamba zaidi kati ya hawa wafuatao.
1)Aliekwenda dukani kuulizia blootuth.
2)Aliekula hoteli vyombo akaosha.
3)Alienunua chokostiki akaitia kwenye mkoba akachukua zawadi kijijini...
tukio lipi la ajabu lililowah kukutokea ambalo hadi leo huamini!!??
mfano: mi nliwah kuibiwa simu then baada ya siku tatu yule mtu akanirudishia ile simu na kuniomba msamah!!
wewe je!!??
KIKWETE uliye 2filic,
jina lako USANII MTUPU ,Utakalo lifanyike BAGAMOYO tu,
utupe leo mabilioni yetu ya EPA,
uwapeleke MAFISADI wote mahakamani,
uwalipe wastaafu pesa zao,uwasamehe...
Goodmorning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain FUTAKAMBA on behalf of AirTanzania Ltd, I'm welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of AirTanzania Boeing 737. We apologize...
Jamaa alikaa na chet chake cha ndoa kwa masaa 4
akikitizama, mara mke akamuona akamuuliza mume
wangu leo umekumbuka cku yetu ya ndoa? Mume
akajibu hapana, ila nilikua natafuta EXPIRY DATE...
Dear God, please give us back Julius Nyerere and Edward Sokoine; in exchange well give you Jakaya Kikwete, Mizengo Pinda, Anna Makinda, Mwigulu Nchemba, Nape Nnauye and Livingstne Lusinde...
BREAKING NEWS:
Bill Gates has resigned as the
chairman of microsoft after
receiving a letter from a school
boy Akpos.
Akpos: Dear Sir, I have some questions to ask;
1) The keyboard...
Kuna nyumba nilialikwa futari
nikakuta kuna mtu humo kwenye nyumba
yuko above 25...haumwi na ana afya njema
but ni hivi.....
anafuturu sawasawa na wenzie waliofunga ingawa yeye hafungi
usiku...
kwamba MBUNI ni ndege mwenye mwendo kasi zaidi kuliko ndege wote duniani anakimbia KM 70 kwa saa.Hebu na ww pia andika hapa MADA yako inayoanzia na kichwa cha habari je wajua.
Jamaa aliiba simu na katika kukimbia alionekana na alipoona mambo yanakua magumu akaimeza simu na ile anamaliza tu akashikwa,Watu wakawa wanajiuliza kapeleka wapi na mara ghafla Jamaa akatoa hewa...
Wakati wote napofuatilia swali la kipima Joto ITV naona kama waandaaji wa hawana upeo. Kwa mfano leo wakati Tanesco wamekanusha habari kuwa nchi itaingia gizani kutokana na giza zito, ITV ambayo...
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