Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Touch yourself with confidence
We touch our surroundings, we touch our food, we touch each other and like the Divinyls famously...
What is it that all men have, some have it short, some have it long, a married man gives it to his wife but the Pope does not use his?
What is it that a cow has four but a woman has two?
Kuna mijitu inatokea lile jukwaa la stress, inakuja humu inajifanya inasoshalaizi, limtu lenyewe likiwa kule linachefua, afu huku linajifanya linajichetuua, na kujidai lina upendo sana na sisi...
[B]habarini za Ijumapili?
nimekua na hamu ya kuwajua wana chit chat kwa sura na majina yao halisi,hii ni baada ya mimi mwenyewe kuwa wazi kwa ID na hata kwa Avatar.Lakini niseme tu safari yangu...
Siku Mmoja Kilema wenzake walijitaarisha kwenda mawindoni, Sasa Kilema naye akataka kwenda wenzake wakamwambia wewe baki kuna Simba muda wakukimbia hutoweza na hatuwezi kukubeba wewe, Jamaa...
Nawaalika wana Jei Efu wote kufuturu na mimi kwangu saa 12 na nusu mpaka 1 usiku,sichagui kabila,mkoa utokao wala dini lakini uwe na akili timamu,walafi marukufu*(hahaha!).
When we drink we got drunk and when we got drunk we go to sleep and when we go to sleep we commit no sin and when we commit no sin we go to Heaven.
Lets all drink and go to Heaven.
N.B: SIO...
HOME INTERNAL MEMO
FROM: FATHER
TO: ALL DE PENDANTS AND RELATIVES
CC: MOTHER
DATE: TODAY
ECONOMIC SITUATION AND GROUND RULES
Due to the current economic...
Siku moja mjusi alimkuta nyani anavuta bhange,akajongea wakavuta wee ila ilikuwa kali sana mara mjusi akasikia kiu akaenda mtoni kunywa maji mara akatumbukia ila mamba akamwokoa akamuuliza...
A HEART TOUCHING STORY...EYE
OPENING ONE. This is a powerful
message in our modern society.
We seemed to have lost our bearing &
our sense of
direction. **Story of Appreciation** One young...
nipo mtandaoni..tokea alfajir...du ngoje nikaoge..!
Najua nitakua wa mwisho kusaini daftar la maudhurio...!
Nikifika kazin nitafungua tena JF
Vox populi,Vox dei"
Mwisho wa juma umefika. Juma hili,rafiki yangu mmoja,Mwalimu wa Mzumbe Sekondari,alitumia sh. 7000 kwenda kwa Mkurugenzi wa Elimu Mkoa wa Morogoro kudai sh. 3000 aliyokatwa kilazima kuchangia mbio...
Kipofu na Kilema Walikuwa marafiki wakubwa sana. Kilema alibahatika kwenda mawindoni, akapata Nyama ya TEMBO kurudi nayo akaipika na kumualika rafiki yake Kipofu ila kasheshe ilikuwa kwenye...
The Shop Keeper Looked At the Small Cute Child and Showed Him a Bottle with Sweets
And Said Dear Child..... You Can Take The Sweets...
But The Child Didn't Take. The Shop Keeper Was...
Wadau, binafsi huwa napenda week end nikipata muda niitumie kutembelea sehemu au maeneo ambayo sijawahi fika kabla ikiwa kama sehemu ya ku REFRESH! leo nimeona nitembelee MSITU WA PANDE kwa sababu...
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