Kuna yule dogo aliyeandika bongo flavour kwenye paper yake ya form IV.
Dogo anajaribu kujieleza studio lakini jamaa(Tale) anampinga bila point kabisa.
Yani anakera kweli.
(kipindi cha njia panda)
Usiku mmoja majira ya saa mbili hivi washkaji wawili walikua wanatoka kwenye kibarua chao cha kuchimba kisima wanaelekea makwao, walikua wamevuta bangi kabla hawajatoka eneo la kazi, sasa wakiwa...
Ninasibishe misemo hii miwili na ninachokisemea hapa.
"Tembea uyaone" na
"Hujafa hujaumbika"
Hii ni kauli iliyobeba malalamiko lukuki kutoka kwa Baba (mzazi) kwenda kwa kijana wake wa kiume :-...
kunajamaa wawili WALOKOLE walimuwania dem mmoja kwa nyakati tofauti basi dem akawapanga
wa kwanza akaambiwa uje saa mbili usiku nitakuwa bado naongea na wazazi wangu
na wa pili uje saa tatu...
Ni yupi mshamba zaidi kati ya hawa wafuatao,1] alikwenda dukani kuuliza blooth,wa2 aliyeye kulahotel vyombo akaosha .wa3alinuua chostic akaitia kwenye mkoba akachukua zawadi kijijini.wa4 aliye...
Tajiri mmoja wa Kimarekani
alienda likizo kutalii mjini Rome,
na alitamani sana kumwona
Papa.Alisimama katika mlolongo
mrefu wa watu akiwa na suti
yake moja ya bei mbaya mno
akiamini kuwa...
Mtoto: eti babaa kwani we na mama mnataka muanze shule?
Baba: hapana kwan vip mwanangu?
Mtoto: mbona jana usiku nilisikia unamuuliza mama "vip twende la pili"
Baba:!?speechless
Heshima kwenu wadau..mimi nimekua mgeni kwa mda mrf bila kua na account ila kwa sasa nimeamua kua mdau naombeni malezi yenu na ninapokosea mnikosoe na sio kunitukana kwa kua watu wengine ni wakali...
drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the Preacher.
The minister turns and notices the old...
A man walks into a bar with his dog and orders two glasses of whiskey. He proposes a toast and both he and his dog empty their glasses. The girl behind the bar is surprised and asks: 'Can your dog...
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the
wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken
stupor.
The husband asks "I notice you've been watching that man for...
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