UONGO MWINGINE HATA
HAUFAI....
Jamaa: Unasoma?
Demu: Hapana sisomi, vipi
wewe
unasoma?
Jamaa: Ndo nipo kidato cha
nne
Jangwani.
Demu: Jamani hiyo si shule
ya
wasichana...
A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan.
Husband: What was that for?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket, with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I played RACE last week and Jenny was the name of my...
Ilianza hivi,dada mmoja (tumwite Anna) alianza kuniletea viPM vya uchokozi,bishanga nikarespond,tukawa tuna chat. Wiki moja baadae nikapokea PM toka kwa mdada mwingine (tumwite Maryam) tena huyu...
Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver and wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney....
...Guys I was just thinking Loud....
Kutoka: A Letter To Bill Gates (Very Funny) - Wonderfulinfo.com
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems...
Katika daladala mama alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto, mtoto akakataa, mama akamwambia nyonya! Kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye, ni kaka mmoja abiria aliketi na huyo mama. Mtoto akanyonya kidogo akaacha...
Mbona mnaguna?
Hizi ndizo sifa zenyewe, sio mimi niliyesema, ila tathmini ndiyo ilivyo, na hao waliofanya hiyo tathmini .
1. Maskini,waoga na washamba-SUA
2. Matajiri,wajanja na...
A girl realized that she had grown hair in between her legs.she got worried & asked her mother about it.her mother calmly said "that part where hair has grown is called monkey & be proud that your...
Kwa mwana-JF aliye tayari, kuna deal moja matata, ya ukweli kwa sana.
Aliye tayari tukutane hapo Leaders Club k mida ya saa 1 kwa ajili ya reconciliation afu twende Pande tukaucheki mzigo...
(mfano)'...katika hilo tukaona kuwa tuboreshe sera ya kilimo ili iendane na wakati uliopo, sambamba na soko huria. Lakini la pili...' Kiukweli hapo wanasiasa, wasomi, na wataalam wetu huwa...
Hapa jamvini kwa utafiti wangu naona kuwa Mzee Mwanakijiji ndio member mzee kuliko wote hapa Jf (60 or above)
Na Tanmo ndio mdogo kuliko members wote (15 or...
Mwenye avatar nzur naomba anipe.
Nataka avatar ambayo haitamkwaza member au asiye member wa jf.
Nataka avatar ambayo haitahamsha hisia za aina yoyote.
Ukiwa nayo niwekee hapa au ntumie kwa pm.
At the bar in New York,the man to Kayumba's left tells the bartender,"JOHN WALKER,SINGLE".And the man companion says,"JACK DANIELS,SINGLE".The bartender approaches Kayumba and asks "AND...
Pinda: Basi mwanangu JK ile umeniteua tu majuzi kushtuka usiku nikasikia kundi la watu liko nje ya nyumba yangu, kucheck dirishani naona wanakijiji wote wa kijiji changu toka Sumbawanga wamekuja...
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