JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Kila kitu ni left hand Gari left hand Bajaji left hand Cherehani left hand Nyumba ipo left hand chumba kipo left hand kitanda kipo left hand avatar za wana jf zipo left hand Picha kwenye...
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Siku moja kuna watoto walikwenda katika bustani yakanisa wakapanda juu yamiti ili kuangua matunda. Wakati wapo juu yamti mmoja kati yaowatoto wakike alikua hajavaa nguo yandani. Sasapadri akawa...
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Unamuitaje rafiki ako JEMBE kwa kiinglish?
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Waungwana eeh! Hivi ni kwa nini hizi nyumba za Wageni (Guest houses) siku hizi hazitumii sana hilo jina na badala yake neno Lodge ndo linachukua kasi? Je ni mahitaji ya wateja hasa wenyeji...
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naomba leo wana jf woote mliopo maeneo hayo, mjipange mabarabarani na muonapo tu gari la green star mlipungie mikono kwa nguvu sana.... napita mitaa hiyo leo... Kongosho nikipita mwadui nikuletee...
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NAHITAJI KUJUA KUHUSU BAN NI NINI? MAANA NAONA MTU KAANDIKA AMERUDI BAADA YA KUPGWA BAN. UKIFANYA NINI UNAPIGWA BAN. NANI ANAEKUPIGA BAN. UNAJITOAJE. KWEMYE BAN? WAZOEFU HEBU MNIJUZE HILI. NB...
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habarini za leo! hivi mnaonaje ikapangwa kama tafrija moja hivi kwa ajili ya wana JF kukutana na kufahamiana na kujenga uhusiano mzuri? tuonane na kina erotica, king'asti, mtotowamjini, boflo, na...
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Reasons why I never visit rich people !! Question: "What would U like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please…" Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal...
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..Mtu na akili zako kweli unafungua zipu ya Suruali na kutoa Limshedede lako halafu unakojoa juu ya Sink la kunawia badala ya kukojoa chooni!!!@@### ..Hii imetokea Uwanja wa Taifa jana katika...
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Kuna baadhi ya members humu ndani nimeona wameanza katabia kachafu cha kummendea mke wangu cacico, wananivizia mimi nikiwa sipo wanaanza kumfuata fuata na kutaka kumtongoza mke wangu tena wengine...
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jamaa alienda kwa mganga ili afundishwe UTABIRI. Mganga akamwambia jamaa avue nguo kisha ainame.Jamaa akavua akainama.mganga akaanza kumpaka mafuta matakoni.Jamaa akashtuka. 'babu vp unataka...
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Hapa ni kijiweni, ukifika yeyote utakayemkuta kijiweni ruksa kupiga nae story, kumwambia / kumuuliza chochote. Kwa kuanza, habari zenyu wana chit chat? hope mko pouwa, vp w-end inakwendaje hapo...
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Siku hizi sina raha, na mke wangu nyumbani Nirudipo kazini humkuta, kajiinamia Nauliza vipi mke wangu, mbona umekasirika, hushindwa kunijibu hubakli anaalia Nazidi kumbembeleza sana sana mke...
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JUHA; Nilimpigia simu mke wangu akapokea hakusema 'hallow' nikauchuna sikuongea mpaka pesa zote zikaisha!! ZOBA; Niligonga mlango mke wangu akafungua hakusema karibu nikasimama palepale mlangoni...
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with Dj mtu chake ..and Mr Rocky..on one and two ...chagua ngoma tukugongee mwanzo mwisho.. ..tunaanza na Yeke Yeke...
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Patient: Doctor please give me something I have severe stomach ache. Doctor Bentum: Take this pill u will be fine and meet me after 2 days. After 2 days..... Doctor Bentum: How are you...
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Wakulu, wajukuu na vijana wangu. Huyu mkoloni wangu kajipendekeza kuingiza mshahara mapema mwezi huu. Ntautandikaje weekend hii? Nawakaribisheni nyote hasa wale wapenzi wa ulabu. Bila kujali...
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Kulingana na malalamiko,madai na migogoro inayo endelea kwa wafanyakazi mbalimbali nchini kwetu, hebu sasa tujaribu kupendekeza ni kima gani cha mshahara na Posho kinafaa kulipwa wafanyakazi...
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Unafahamu, huwa najiuliza mbona wabunge hawajawahi kugoma kwenda Dodoma? Ukiongea na waheshimiwa Wabunge, wanalia njaa pamoja na posho za kila siku hiku wakitimiza wajibu wao. Vikao vya Bunge ni...
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Baada ya mwizi kuvamia nyumba moja usiku hapa kitaa na kuiba vito pamoja na vitu vingine na akijiandaa kuondoka ghafla anadakwa mguu na dogo.. Dogo : usipochukua na begi langu na shule NAPIGA...
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