Dear salary,
Pls come back to stay with me.
You left in such a rush last month, I didnt even have time to tell you about my plans.
MISS YOU.
I'm sorry about what I did last month.
I...
Shabiki wa timu ya raia aliyefadhaishwa na matokeo ya mechi anamuuliza mchezaji:
Shabiki: imekuwaje mkatoka sare na timu ya Polisi? Mbona timu yenu kiwango chake ni cha juu na ina historia ya...
Najua hii sio habari njema kwa baadhi ya watu ila habari ndio hiyo!
Onyo kwa wafuatao: Asprin Kaizer BAGAH Nicas Mtei Bishanga Young Master Judgement Smiling Saint platozoom @sobhuza...
Mpendwa Kipenzi changu cha Moyoni.
Ni siku moja tu tangu umenitoka,hakika siamini kama kifo kimetutenganisha.
Nakumbuka Mengi tuliyofanya tukiwa pamoja,
Nilikuogesha,Nilikupikia hata kukulisha...
Mungu nakushukuru kWa yote.ASANTE KWA WAZAZI WANGU Leo ni tarehe 26 mwezi wa 6 nimetimiza miaka 26 naipenda sana namba sita cha kufurahisha zaidi naambiwa nilizaliwa saa 6 usiku .jamani leo...
Ili kuingia bure uwanjani kuangalia mechi kajamaa kakaamua kuruka ukuta wa stadium , ile kutua ndani tu, akajikuta katua karibu na afande, ili kuua soo jamaa akamwambia afande " samahani kaka...
Yaani leo kipengele chake cha "Imekubamba", ilikuwa noma, yaani kumbe kuna waume wengine mabishoo waoga hivyo, mtu anazinguliwa kitu cha kutisha, anakimbia ofisi nzima!, lol
Kwa WanaMMU wote. Hamjambo?
Kichwa changu kimekuwa kama mashine ya kukoboa nafaka kwa jinsi kinvyojaa imaginations nyingi. Imaginations hizi zinamhusu mwana mmu machachari aitwaye Erotica. Kwenye...
Jaji alihukumu wezi wa
ma2tunda.Bakar na
juma.Jaji_walioibama2nda
waingiziwe ma2nda yao sehemu
zao za nyuma.
Bakar_wakatianaingiziwa tango lake alikua
anacheka.Jaji_unacheka nini weeni...
Paka na Mbwa wanapiga story
Paka: binadam wanatudharau sana! wanyama wengine woote wanaowafuga wana wala isipokuwa sisi tu!!
Mbwa:kauli hiyo ongelea huku huku dar sio Iringa
A man 4get to zip up his trouser,so a lady tell him "sir ur garage is open"The man gave her a naughty smile as he zips up and ask a lady"did u see MY BLACK RANGE ROVER JEEP parked inside?the lady...
Bakari ni house boy.mara
nyingi huiba wine ya boss
wake na kisha kuongeza maji
kwenye chupa ili boss
asigundue.
Mara kadhaa boss alihisi ladha tofauti anapokunywa wine
hivyo kuhisi kuna...
Mrembo Erotica
Ni matumaini yangu siku ya leo wote mu wazima wa afya na mnaendelea kulitumikia taifa hili kwa moyo mkunjufu kabisa.
Kabla sijaanza kipindi chetu cha talk show ningependa kuchukua...
Bibi mmoja kaenda hospitali, kufika akamwambia Dr, nimezaa watoto wengi sana nataka kupumzika nipe dawa. Docta akampa box la condom, bibi akapokea na kuuliza. Nimeze na maji au maziwa? Dr...
Mlev m1 alimuona mwanamke mmoja baa akadhani mkewe akamfuata na kuanza kumtomasa tomasa kimahaba; mwan'ke alikasrka sana na kumwambia akome kwan kamfananisha; mlev akajibu,yan hadi saut ya mke...
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