Siku moja bwana mmoja mpare kwa kabila alitereza na kutumbukia kisimani,akapiga kelele kuomba msaada,mkewe kaja na kamba mpya kumuokoa,mpare akamuuliza,
Mpare: Hiyo kamba umenunua sh.ngapi...
Wasira;hodi hodi naingia huku nikishanglia budjet imepita tena kwa kishindo,ester nakuwapa supot bunda haurud!
Mnyika;dhaifu,nyie dhaifu tena na wenu mwenyekit,magamba mnahira 2015 hamrud...
Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani mnapiga?!? Wekeni nyimbo za Yesu.."
Konda: "Vipi wewe, Yesu bado hajatoa album..."
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Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"
Konda...
Jamaa mmoja (32) alikua bikra na mwoga wa madem, alilazimika kukutanishwa na dem kwa mara ya kwanza baada ya washkaji kufanya mpango wa kumtafutia dem na kuwaacha wawili tu chumbani,kwani alisema...
Mchina kadaka demu akaingia
naye guest,basi mchina kila
akipiga bao 1 anashuka kitandani
anapiga push up nin,mara
anaingia uvunguni mwa kitanda
anatokea upande wa pili,basi akafanya hivyo...
wana jf ni asbh kazi zinaenda na misuli inabana ila naona niwaletee wafuato na nafasi zao katika moyo wangu na maisha yangu,
Smile LEVEL, Eiyer babe S hawa ni wadogo zangu wa moyoni nawapenda...
One evening Macho went over to his
friend Omondi's house have dinner.
After dinner they decided to play cards
with some other friends.
Macho sat directly across from
Omondi's wife.
Macho...
Ntaanza kama ifuatavyo:
>jina langu ni: Blessy Godwin.
>Natokea kinondoni UDSM.
>avatar yangu ni Bampami.
>jinsia yangu ni male
>miaka yangu ni 23
anayefuata.....
Katika hali isiyo ya kawaida bunge la Jamuhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania limepitisha sheria ambayo itazifanya jinsia zote mbili kufanya mambo kwa usawa.
Sheria hiyo inaagiza kuwa kuanzia tarehe 1...
Husband was seriously ill.
Doc to wife;''Give him health breakfast,be pleasant,and in a good mood, dont discus ur problems,no tv serial, dont demand new clothes&jewerls. Do this,after a year,and...
My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. She cooked for students & teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during elementary school where my...
Nina hamu sana ya kunywa turbo king beer. Hapa dar nimetafuta sehemu tofauti nmekosa. Pasaka hii ilinibidi nifunge safari hadi kigali ili niinjoy. Mwenye kujua sehemu wanauza p'se. Naomba...
Kuna mtu hapa lazima nimsomee HALBADRI!
Na sijui kama ataumaliza mwaka huu, maana kazidi mno kuni-PM akitaka kunitia katika dhambi, kama alikuwa hajui, basi mie ni mtoto wa Sheikh Sayed Mabrouk...
Mathalani ameshuka Malaika wa Rehema.
Akawa yupo mbele ya uwepo wako, kisha akapaza sauti na kunadi hivi :-
"Ewe Mwanadamu nimekuja na zawadi ya maana kwako, nina aina mbili ya zawadi. Ambapo...
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