hodi my dears,
Namshukuru Mungu kwa Neema zake nyingi sana kwa kunifikisha siku hii ya leo... nimemaliza voluntarily Ban niliyojipa kwa siku kadhaa zilizopita... habari ya hapa? naomba mpya za...
A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied...
Hello wapendwa,
leo kwa namna ya pekee kabisa naomba niwashukuru sana wana JF from Arusha, distinguished thanks goes to Erickb52... I WILL MISS YOU BROTHER... to dada sweetlady... Nitakukumbuka...
Natumaini hamjambo wote wana chit chat! Hebu leo ondoka na huu ujumbe " Huwezi kupenda na kila mtu sabababu wewe sio PESA, na pia huwezi kuchukiwa na kila mtu kwa sababu wewe sio KIFO. Ishi...
Katoto ka kike kenye miaka 4 hupenda kumsimulia baba yake michezo ambayo huchaza mchana.
Siku 1 kamekaa na baba yake kanamsimulia
Mtoto:baba leo tulikuwa tunacheza na dully akawa ananifundisha...
5years nimekuwa teja wa hii ki2 iitwayo punyeto a.k.a puchu,kupiga mawe n.k na kila nilipokuwa najaribu kuaacha nilikuwa nashidwa lkn day1 baada ya kupiga nilijickia vibaya na nikawaza kweli hii...
Straight to the Point:
Kaniambia hivi wikend,
"Mentor am sorry, you are a passionate lover but am a rough ryder..."
Sasa iyo ndo sababu kweli ya kuachana?
Kant zea be some negotiations...
UONGO MWINGINE HATA HAUFAI....
Jamaa: Unasoma?
Demu: Hapana sisomi, vipi wewe unasoma?
Jamaa: Ndo nipo kidato cha nne Jangwani.
Demu: Jamani hiyo si shule ya wasichana?
Jamaa: Aaah...
Mapacha walipenda kula kuku na chips, siku moja pacha wa kike akamwambia wa kiume "kuku wameniambukiza manyoya" yule wa kiume akamwambia nionyeshe, wa kike akanvulia kufuli akaona vinywele...
Jamaa m1 alikua ameathirika kwa upigaji nyeto. Siku moja akapata dem wakawa wamepanga kungonoka. Dem akatia timu geto kwa jamaa akiwa amejiandaa kwa gem. Walipoanza "jogoo" la mshkj likagoma...
umeenda kwa mganga ili akusaidie kumpata demu unayempenda kisha anakupa masharti haya
''leta kucha za huyo binti alizokata kwa meno,nywele zake za kwapa na harufu yake. Nenda ukalete sabuni yake...
Yaani nimeishi kwa matatizo makubwa sana weekend hii maana simu zangu zote ziligoma kufanya kazi, sijui kama ilikuwa ni huko mitaa ya kwangu tu au kote! Ki modem changu nacho kikagoma kufanya...
Wana jf kuna wa2 wanalala mika sana wa2 wakiandika maneno wameyafupisha au hayajanyooka vizuri, kuchapia, kuandika kinyumenyume nk, ukumbi wao huu hapa,
nikianza na ww poha nina ciiju, humboja...
Samahanini kama si mahala pake, me hki kitu kinanichanganya, husika na kichwa cha habari, mfano me naitwa Mary Andrew Katundu, nimeolewa na Richard Moses Mkumbukwa, je itabidi niitwe Mary Richard...
Watu wakienda ulaya wanasema wanaenda UNYAMWEZINI wakati unyamwezini ni Tabora.
Wazungu au wabongo wenye swaga za kizungu wanaitwa WANYAMWEZI hata kama ni Wafipa au wangoni n.k.
Mzigo mzito mpe...
Wana jf habari zenyu bana, hebu tujuzane nini maana ya username yako na ilikuwaje ukajiita hivyo,mfano-kiziwi,kongosho,mbumbumbu -maranyingi wana jf huwakosoa kwausername zao mfano kiziwi...
jaman pamoja na kuomba ushauri humu...JF imekuwa ni burudisho, elemisho, hamasisho, huzunisho, n.k...lakini hatujawah jitokeza na kukili wazi ni topic au thread imewah kukusaidi hapa jf.....nianze...
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