JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Ndg wana JF kuna wadada ambao nikikutana nao macho yangu uenda moja kwa moja kifuani mwao kwa sababu 'nido' inakuwa njenje na wengne wana vinywele pale na wengne wamemwagia wese panangaa! Kwakweli...
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:argue: Askari aliamua kumtuma kuruta wake kutoka kijiji kimoja kwenda kingine. Kijiji alipokuwa askari na kuruta kilikuwa kinaitwa NAKULARAHA na kile kingine kilikuwa kinaitwa NAMAMAYAKO...
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As for me...My beautiful children You Decorated My Life - Kenny Rogers - YouTube
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Naomba mnisaidie mapenzi n nn?may b npo wrong na ninavyofikilia.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later write in their status: "am single" I fight with my parents but you don't see me write on status: "am orphan".
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Many believe love is a sensation that magically generates when Mr or Ms Right appears.No wonder so many people are single.
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Sikilizaa maongezi haya katika simu Girl: hellow Boy: swty mambo vipi? Girl: poa Boy: utakua free weekend? Nilikua nataka uje nyumbani kwangu. Girl: oh sorry, sitoweza kuja b'se kuna harusi...
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niaje wandugu.poleni sana ndugu zangu wa MAN U, ila pia huwezi kujifu una mbio bila kumsifu anayekukimbiza so hongeren pia MAN CITY kwa mechi iliyomalizika hivi punde.any way turudi ktk kambi yetu...
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Guy i need help on how to send a pm to someone on here!
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Nimekuwa nikisikia kuna wachawi (waganga wa kienyeji) au wasoma dua ambao wana uwezo wa kumloga/kumfanya mtu kuwa kichaa au hata kufa kabisa; sasa kama hawa wapo kwanini tusimloge JK na baraza...
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BABA:Mama yako yupo wapi? MTOTO: Yupo chumbani kwenu amelala na houseboy. BABA:Akitoka muambie nimelala na housegirl chumbani mwa houseboy. MTOTO: Ina maana housegirl amenisaliti? BABA:Kwa...
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Kulikua kuna mabakhili wa3 wapo baharini wakishindana kuzamia na masharti yakawa hivi: atakaenyanyuka mwanzo atawapiga ofa wale wenziwe hali yakua wote ni wabahili... wazee wakazama baharini...
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Ningependa hasa kuelimishwa matumizi ya facebook. Umuhimu wake ni upi? Kwa upande wa wenye ndoa...ni sahihi kujiunga na facebook? Najua wengi mtanishangaa lakini naamini kuwa aliyeanzisha facebook...
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.....Ok mimi nipo Kasanga...Kirando.. ninafanya biashara ya migebuka... wewe uko wapi.... kuwa wazi... ....achana na utumwa wa fikra.....
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ebu na nyie fungueni frank johnson jokes/ ENJOY JOKES mfurahi nimeiona leo
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kusave mahela....mbona zangu hazielekei kutosha :embarrassed1::embarrassed1::embarrassed1::disapointed:
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umeshawahi kulala ukaamka ucku ukakuta nje hakupo?
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nawasalimu wana jf wote nataka jua kama uumzima au unaumwa au unamatatizo yoyote ambayo unahis u cn share it with beibe jaman. Mi leo mzima sema kichwa kinauma
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Wakuu, niliwaahidi bonge moja la thread, na pasi na maneno nimelileta kwenu https://www.jamiiforums.com/jf-doctor/259357-lets-talk-about-kinyesi-2.html#post3815694 Sasa tatizo ni kuwa mods...
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dah!!wakuu tujadili hili zamaniii,nikiwaa mdogo tulitishwaa sanaa kwambaa walabangii ni watu wabayaaa sanaaa,so yani ulikuwa ukiwaonaa wahuniii arusha kipindi ya kinaaa bob mbiseee,kwa bob mazishi...
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