bibi mmoja mkazi wa mbagala baada ya watu kugombea basi kama kawa,bibi aliingia na kupata siti.....kwa furaha alijikuta anatoa machozi,konda akamuuliza"bibi mbona unalia?"bibi:nimekaa mbagala...
mwanajesh 1 alikwenda kusomea ukomandoo nje ya nchi,pamoja na masomo pia alijifunza vitu mbalimbali vipya ikiwemo tongue kiss.alvorud akaanza kumkiss mkewe! mke:bhabha bhoke tangu umetoka uraya...
Hz nyimbo nyingine bwana, eti "kasimama peke yake, amemuona mchumba wake". Katoka mr nice na nyimbo za watoto, asa hv 2tackia nyimbo za maua mazuri yapendeza, me ntatoa yangu ya "mabata madogo...
Na Mashaka Baltazar, Mwanza
MCHUNGA ngombe, Johnson Abdul, mkazi wa Sweya Nyegezi, katika Kata ya Mkolani, wilayani Nyamagana Jijini Mwanza, anashikiliwa na jeshi la polisi kwa tuhuma za...
Wazee wawili walikuwa kwenye ubishi mkali kila moja akitetea kuwa mwanae ndie mtoto mjingakuliko wote duniani, ubishiukawa mkali mwishowe mzee mmoja akamwita mwanae, 'We ngeli njoo' , mwanae akaja...
Jamani kuna hoja imesemwa bungeni sasa hivi na mmoja wa wabunge kuwa kuna mapepo yameingia bungeni hata kupelekea ufisadi wa baadhi ya mawaziri na wengine kuutetea.
Ameomba waalikwe mapadri na...
A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person "What's so special about the parrot ?"Sales person" this parrot can talk" So the lady asks the parrot " how do i look?" The...
Two college time friends met after a long time.
One asked the other, "I heard you ran away out of town with your lover girl and married her.?"
The other said, "Yes, true."
The first...
Zuzu alikuwa anaumwa, akaamua kuiweka picha ya doctor kwenye ukuta wa chumba chake. Ghafla akatembelewa na ndugu zake kisha wakamuuliza hii picha ukutani ni yanani? Zuzu akajibu: ni doctor wangu...
Jamaa mmoja alifall in love na dem flani. Asijue ataanzaje, akaenda kwao akampata yuwafua chupi.Akamwambia amletee maji yakunywa. Dem kuingia ndani, jamaa akainua ndoo na kunywa maji yaliyorowekwa...
Mdogo wangu wa kike kakileta nyumbani kibabu, anakitambulisha eti ndio mchumba wake. Wenyewe wanataniana bila ya kujali tofauti yao kubwa ya umri. Nilimsalimia shemeji mambo vipi, akaja juu eti...
Huyu waziri nae kazidi kupenda dogodogo,sijui anapata raha gani kwa watoto under age
Sheria za makosa ya jinai za kubakana ipo wazi kabisa.......kinda ni yule ambaye hajafikisha miaka 18 na...
Wadau, hivi hili valangati la sahihi sabini lingekuwa chini ya bwana 6 ingekuwaje? Maana pamoja na tuufisadi twake ila alikuwa anaangalia wengi wanasema nini. Na kichwa cha habari kingesomeka...
Mchina mmoja alienda sokoni kununua doriani ila hajuwi doriani linavyoitwa kwa kiswahili na maongezi yalikuwa hivi:- Mchina: jambo? Muuzaji: sijambo karibu. Mchina: mm nataka ile kitu tamu lakini...
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