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GreatThinkers Habari za kiintelijensia nimezipata maeneo ya area C hapa Dom, kuwa kufuatia zogo la Magogoni kuzushiwa kukubali Posho mpya za Mjengoni Gaucho naye ataachia ngazi. Mwenye kujua...
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An eighteen-year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl...
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Nisaidieni nifanyeje ?
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Jamaa mmoja alikwenda kazini macho yote mawili yamevimba. Bosi wake akamuuliza kulikoni? Akajibu nilikuwa kanisani tunasali, tuliposimaa nikaona mwanamke mbele yangu sketi yake imeingia katikati...
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Jamaa kaenda kununua mananasi kwa mmakonde ili akatengeneze juice, akamuuliza mmakonde nanasi moja sh ngapi? Mmakonde akasema kila moja sh 500,Jamaa akamwambia nipe ya sh elfu ishirini, ndipo...
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kwa kuziunganisha hizi signature........ mfano: baada ya kusema "MIafrika ndivyo tulivyo" mwenyekiti wa kikao alimfuata akamnong'oneza "If you can't convince them, confuse them." ndipo alipoibuka...
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Wapendwa rafiki wote wa JF nitapotea kwa muda.not less than 9 months.tuombeane uzima kwenye mihangaiko.
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Kituo kipya cha Televisheni kinazidi kupata umaarufu nchini Marekani. Kituo hicho ni maalum kwa ajili ya mbwa. Kituo hicho kiitwacho DogTV kimepata umaarufu mkubwa mjini San Diego na sasa...
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"Darling nipo bar hapa napata mbili tatu, nitarudi nyumbani ndani ya dk 50 zijazo, ukiona kimya we soma tena hii meseji"...
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kawauliza wabunge wenzake ......nilie? Wabunge wakamjibu .........lia! Mheshimiwa akaona aibu na kusema hataki kumpa majonzi spika.
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What you do on skype? I can call my friends free of charge and without a time limit. I use skype alot, its a great tool for getting naked and masterbating on cam for people
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"mimi nakwambia thithi ndio chelthii, wale bathelona hawatuwedhii. Thii unaona methii alivyokabwa, thatha thubiri Nou Camp!" Hiyo ni sehemu tu ya mabishano
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Kuna mtoto amejitokeza mbezi mwisho ya kimara taahira mwenye umri takribani miaka 16 anaitwa Elizabeth,huyu mtoto ni hatari sana,kitu anachofanya akiona mtu anapita hasa mwanamke anamwomba hela...
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Kila mtu analaumu oooh spika sijui kafanya nini mara kafanya kile...sijui kimekuja hapa kikaenda kule...... Mbona Watanzania mnakuwa wagumu sana kuelewa jamani!! Mnakuwa kama hamjasoma...
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Real Madrid made it.. Tupia neno moja hapa nawe kuonesha jinsi jmosi yako ilivyoisha..
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Nakumbuka nilipokuwa mtoto kila nilipokwenda stesheni (Tbr) nilikuta injini za tren zipo on muda wote, pia mabehewa yakisukumwa kwenda mbele na nyuma. Hapo nilidhani kwamba injini ya treni...
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Jamani Niko mbali na mheshimiwa Kanambia mama watoto naomba niruhusu leo nitoke out naenda pale kanga moko ... Nimejikaza na kumwambia pls go honey you know i trust you.. ila roho inauma kupita...
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Shemeji yangu klorokwini Umekosekana kwa muda sasa hapa jamvini jamani am concerned! KWa yoyote atakayemwona naomba anifikishie salamu zangu. Aksanteni.
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Usiku mwema na weekend njema.... Tuonane asubuhi..... Wakritu msisahau kanisani please!
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WAS IT A CAR OR A CAT I SAW.. 'WASITACARORACATISAW'.. This is the only English sentence which even if we read in reverse, it'll give the same meaning
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