Mkuu anaehusika na wanafunzi wa chuo akiwafafanulia jambo wanafunzi wapya chuoni "ndugu zangu... Bweni la wasichana ni wasichana tu na wanaume ni wanaume tu." Akiendelea kuwaasa "atakae kamatwa...
hakika inaonekana PM wetu siasa kama aliingia kwa bahati mbaya in short inaonekana haikuwa fani yake, inaonekana kuna kazi ambayo ni yake kaikwepa, unadhani kazi gani ingemfaa mheshimkiwa huyu na...
Yahoo mwisho sana!
A man went to his pastor, knelt down and began confesing tearfully:
Pastor, I have sinned. Pastor :
My son, what did you do, just confess what exactly you did?
God...
A man with a bad stomach ache goes to his local doctor and asks him what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories...
Heading isiwachanganye ..Niko hapa Buguruni kwa Mnyamani napata utumbo wa kuku ulioviringishwa kwenye firigisi na chachandu ya pilipili na mbilimbi. Halafu bei powa tu shing mia tano.
Uswazi...
From a friend:
Morning! Happy day!!!
There were two nuns...
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
It is getting dark and...
Msukuma mmoja alikua anaumwa na kulazwa kwenye hospitali moja hivi. Siku moja rafiki yake akaenda kumtembelea kumpa pole. Wakati jamaa anafika akakuta mgonjwa ana kikombe cha uji anakunywa...
The human and his nose
It is believed that one's nose can characterize them as a personality. Mainly there are four categories of noses:
If you have a big nose you are considered...
Ni jambo la kumshukuru Mungu kwa kuiona cku nyingne. Kwa wataalam na wadau wote wa JF, naomba msaada wa kitaalam kama kuna haja ya barabara za ndani kuwa na upana mkubwa. Kuna wilaya flani...
Wapendwa wenye uchungu na nchi hii, hivi ingekuwa vipi kama teknolojia ingeruhusu kumpiga risasi mtu unayemuona kwenye television na kumuua kwa kupitia tv hiyo hiyo?? Hali ingekuwaje katika hizi...
MTOTO MMOJA alikua akilia...akilia kwa nguvu!
jamaa mmoja akawa anapita akamuliza
JAMAA; Eeee mtoto mzuri nini unalia?
MTOTO; nimeeepoteza shiling mia ya..ngu.. iiiii
mtoto aliendelea kulia...
I am a Mod, and as a Mod I report to the administration, but I work for all JF members.
However, some JF members are more exigent than others, One of them is The Boss.
The Boss stands no fuse...
Night doesn't become beautiful with
star studded sky & full moon,
It becomes beautiful when u go to sleep
and
let stars & moon admire ur innocence..
Good Night to you All...
huyu jamaa naona ana bofya tu usingizi pale mbele ya maige, kaonyeshwa wakati huu anaongea Mh. Lembeli,
duh, kweli jamaa analala, au anakeshaga wapi??????
labda ni attendant mzuri wa club 84 au...
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