JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Habari zenu wanaJF!?....Mimi ni memba mpya nimejiunga ivi karibuni baada ya kuifuatilia JF kwa muda mrefu na kuvutiwa nayo sana...kwaio,tupo pamoja ndugu zangu,naamini tutapeana ushirikiano wa...

Endeleeni kugoma tukomboe Taiga letu wabunge wanaanza vikao kesho kwa siku ni lakisha 2 .ukijumlisha tote take home on day360,000.

wakuu jana nilinunua Drostdy Hof Grand Cru wine ya Litre TAno! leo toka asubuhi baada ya breakfast nikaanza kuinyonya..dah! mpaka sasa niko ziiib! nina rahaje!!! Jumapili hii!!!!!

Kwa wale ambao maisha yao ya utoto hayakutofautiana na yangu watapata picha halisi. Nilizaliwa kwenye familia yenye kipato cha chini na kula kuku mpaka xmax.Na kuku akipikwa utamsikia mama 'hilo...

Nlikuwa na mpenz wang ambae nmedm nae kwa miaka mng,wakat namalza kdato cha 6,na yeye ndo alikuwa anamalza chuo cha ualm,kzazaa kmetokea mara baada ya yeye kpangiwa mkoa jiran na kwetu,na kjj...

A sexpest's lust has been permanently tamed after his whopper was chopped by a man who nabbed him bonking his wife. Reliable sources identified the victim as Joseph Edongot, a 34-year-old...

Nimejikuta napenda sana rangi ya blue is the most preferable colour ....ingawa pia napenda while katika mazingira ya MMU!! Wewe unapenda rangi gani? Babu DC!!

Dear Preta It's your birthday and we can't be there But we send you a special birthday wish and a little prayer "We wish that all of your birthday wishes come true, May you have a great time today...

We jamaa acha dharau nimekutumia Pm juu ya suala la msingi sana kwa uwepo wangu hapa Jf,ila mpaka hivi sasa kimya ata jibu lolote hunipi..ayo sio mambo mchizi wangu,izo habari za kujiskia kavu...

Mpendwa my fellow Jf membar, awali ya yote nakuomba unipe macho na maskio na uvumilivu wako uisome hii story. Kwa kuyahifadhi majina halisi ya wahusika, nitatumia majina ya kubandika. Mzee...

Jamani Mtwara kuna mambo. Jamaa mmoja katika ngoma za usiku walikubaliana na mpenzi wake wakutane kichakani kwa maongezi ya faragha. Jamaa akaenda kule kichakani akaona kivuli cha mtu kama kakaa...

Kuna watu mtaani huwa sometime wanakera sana, mkianza kubishana au kubishana kidogo ataanza ooh we mtoto wa mama nini!!, au we toto la mama!!. Sasa anaposema hivi anamaanisha nini, kila mtu si...

mara nyingi tunakutana na vifupisho humu jf, baadhi yake virefu vyake ni hivi: LOL:Laughing out loud KISS: Keep it simple,stupid! IOW: In other words BTW: By the way BRB: Be right back AFK: Away...

Ladies and Gents!! After a stressful week furahi day is finally here.... Jf online party inaanza strictly from saa mbili, venue: Chit chat... hivyo njoo ukiwa umependeza, bring a date if u can...

Here is the solution to lengthen the life of your mobile battery. Just switch your mobile off, and that’s it you are done. Oh I forgot to mention one more advantage. You will also be able to cut...

pedeshe mmoja akiwa na mkewe walikwenda muziki, binti mzuri alipita na kumsalimu pedeshe. Kuona hivyo mama akapata shaka, basi yakaanza mahojiano Mama: Yule nani? Pedeshe: Huyo ni nyumba ndogo...

Dah heb fkria one day una wake up morning then unakuta nje hakupo

Mambo vip Jamani? za wkend?

hospitali moja ya vchaa iliamua kuwatembeza vichaa wao siku moja,sasa katika safari yao wakaamua kupanda ndege,lakini wakati ndege iko angani sana msimamizi wa vichaa hao akaenda chooni lakini...

Katika saloon moja katikati ya mji, kinyozi wa ki Tz akiwa na mteja wake toka DRC alichafukwa na tumbo ghafla, si ndo ushuzi ukamponyoka sasa kuzuga yule kinyozi akamhoji mteja wake: Waonaje hali...