JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Ni ukweli ulio wazi kabisa kuwa mgomo wa madaktari upo kisiasa zaidi,haiwezekani wawakilishi wa serikali (MAWAZIRI)wanawakataa katika lengo la kuafanya mazungumzo ya kufikia muafaka,kama si kukaa...

Jukwaa la matani limepoa sana . Tafadhali tunakuomba urudi ofisini.

nashauri ama kupendekeza pawepo na eneo fulani ambapo wadau mbalimbali hasa wale wenye kuhitaji kukutana na marafiki/wenza wapya, watakutana na iwe mbadala wa kiota cha mtandaoni. Sehemu yeyewe...

In a trial, a lawyer called his first witness, elderly woman and grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs Peters, do u know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know u, Mr...

1. Kung'arisha viatu wakati unaenda kupiga passport size, 2. Kukaa kit cha mbele karibu na dereva halafu unamwambia konda shusha, 3. Kumwamsha mgonjwa ili umpe dawa ya usingizi, 4...

Wadau AshaDii was a popular figure hapa jamvini...she came up with a big bung. but suddenly vuu kapotea. where's AshaDii? Please come back wherever you are...!

Bibi kizee mmoja alikwenda benki moja maarufu sana hapa nchini ili kuweka fedha zake. Alipofika mapokezi aliuliza. "Naomba kumwona meneja mkuu wa benki hii" Mfanyakazi wa mapokezi...

Hebu fuatana nami hapa kwenye aina ya hawa watu. 1. YUKO AMBAYE HAJUI NA HAJUI KAMA HAJUI= (MWELEKEZE) 2. YUKO AMBAYE HAJUI NA ANAJUA KUWA HAJUI= (MFAHAMISHE) 3. YUKO AMBAYE HAJUI NA HATAKI...

Jumanne - J4. . .JeiFoo Amina - Amyner (Amy ulinipa ruksa) Fadhili - Fad. . Faddy Cheupe - Che Jamila - Jamy Fatuma - Fatty Salama, Salima - Sally Mwajuma - MJ. . EmJei Elisante...

Habarini wana JF Nina swali nimekuwa nikijiuliza sana kuhusu hizi nyimbo za taarabu. Natanguliza samahani kwa ambaye atakwazika na swali hili. Swali lenyewe ni hili: Kwa nini hizi nyimbo...

alinitembelea nyumban kwangu toka juzi. Kwa bht mbaya ama nzuri kagundua mm ni IT mkali saana. Nampa mafunzo baada ya wk moja nitamuachia huru. Golden Mpoleee doc mrajiwa. Mazuri na mpole.

The Six Men in a Woman's Life who turns her on: 1. The Doctor, because he says; "Take your clothes off" 2. The Dentist, because he says; "Open wide" 3. The Milkman, because he says; "Do you...

Ratiba ya mwalimu Christopher Mwakasege inaonesha tarehe 29 Januari 2012 atakuwa Dar es Salaam. Kwa yeyote anayejua juu ya ziara hii ratiba yake na inafanyika wapi naomba anijulishe. Asanteni

Nakuuliza ushawahi? Kudadadeki... kama hujawahi embu gonga https://www.jamiiforums.com/sports/135893-tp-mazembe-disqualified-from-african-champions-league-3.html#post1971013 halafu wivu...

Mmasai mmoja alipanda daladala eneo la hospitali kuu Moro. Daladala ilipofika eneo la shan darajani akamwambia konda " elo, imefika shusha hapahapa darajani" Konda akamwambia darajani hatushushi...

mume alimpa talaka mkewe wakaenda mahakamani ili mahakama iamue ni nani anapaswa kuishi na mtoto ? MKE : akasema mtoto ni wakwangu kwa maana nilibeba mimba miezi 9 nikapata uchungu kujifungua na...

Jamaa anamuuliza rafiki yake ... Hivi hadi sasa una umri gani? ... Rafiki anajibu... Miaka 56... Jamaa anamuuliza tena rafiki yake.... Baba yako mzazi alifariki akiwa na umri gani? .... Jamaa...

Nimeulizwa na Yahoofriends sijapata jibu. Tusaidiane kijibu: OTEA LISA ATAKUWA KABILA GANI??? utaipata kwa Laki... John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner...

Tulikuwa tunapiga soga na mshikaji wangu mmoja na kukumbushana enzi zetu kule kijijini. Tutakumbuka jinsi tulivyopenda kwenda ngomani. Kwenye kijiji na Maramba kule Muheza Tanga kuna jamii kubwa...