JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Nyie acheni upuuzi huu!Eti mbege siyo MATAPUTAPU Nini??acheni nyie wachaga kujikweza kama hamnywi mataputapu!

Mi najisikia kumpa Rocky/aspirn/Nyani ngabu/PakaJimmy ofaa je wewe unajisikia kumpa nani...

hicho ndicho kinachonisumbua munieleze maana nahisi kuchanganyikiwa ni pesa kupewa au ni hugs za kutosha au ni kiss za kutosha au ni mapenzi kwa wingi?

Here is the solution to lengthen the life of your mobile battery. Just switch your mobile off, and that’s it you are done. Oh I forgot to mention one more advantage. You will also be able to cut...

Ningependa kufahamu iwapo utani baina ya makabira hapa nchini una chanzo basi nijue mengi zaidi ya hapo.

Nakutakia weekend njema hapo ulipo!

Jamaaa mmoja alikuwa na rafiki zake ambao ni wavuta bangi, sasa cku zote ye alikuwa anakunywa tu pombe wakati wenzie wanavuta, siku moja rafiki zake wakamshawishi na yeye ajaribu aone raha yake...

Watoto wawili walikuwa kichakani wakimpiga chabo mdada aliyekuwa akioga mtoni.Mara ghafla mtoto mmoja akatoka nduki,na yule mwingine bila kupoteza muda akatoka mbio kuelekea alikoenda...

Kwanini wanawake mnaongoza kwakuvaa viatu bila soksi??au hamruhusiwi?mbona wazungu wanavaa nyinyi kwa nini msivae soksi??au tuseme nyie ni washamba?jibu mnalo!!

hivi inakuwaje siku umelala nyumbani kwako alafu asubuhi unaamka unajikuta upo kitandani kwa mhe.Rais alafu yeye anaoga bafuni wakati huo first lady bado hajaamka anamalizia usingizi pembeni...

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to...

Jamaa mmoja alienda kwa mchungaji kumuomba amfanyie misa ya maziko ya mbwa wake. Mchungaji: Pepo toka na ushindwe kwa jina la Bwana,hapana hizi misa hatuzitaki tena ondoka hapa! Jamaa: Basi...

........kuna upara mwingine ni wa ujinga! au we unasemaje?

Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named Dickson. Dickson was always trying to keep his fitness,jogging,lifting weights and even swimming.~~~When his friends asked him...

Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anaambiwa kila siku na wazazi wake bwana mwanao huyu amekuwa mkubwa msilale nae tena kitanda kimoja jamaa anadai dogo bado hajui ki2 bac siku moja jamaa na mke wake wakaenda...

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane...... The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please? ‘The exciting young man replied...

Intervewer :mr bean whre were u born? MR.bean:ooooohh!!america.. Interviwer:owkey america which part? Mr bean shhhhiiiiiiiiiiit...are u insann? what do you mean which part?my whole body was...

wazazi fulani walikuwa na chumba kimoja na walikuwa wanalala na mtoto wao wa makamo hivi. Basi siku moja usiku akamsikia mama yake analia, akamuuliza mama! mbona unalia? akamjibu aa, naota tu...

From a Yahoofriends 1. When Snake is alive, Snake eats Ants. When Snake is dead, Ants eat Snake. Time can turn at any time. Don't neglect anyone in your life........ 2. Never make the same...

Kuna jamaa walianzisha ZOO (bustani za kufugia wanyama wa porini) basi wakaweka wanyama wote sasa kimbembe kikawa kumpata nyani, jamaa hangaika kweli hawakumpata, wakakubaliana mmoja wao avae...