JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Rais Jakaya Kikwete akiwa katika maongezi na Waziri Mkuu wa Uingereza Bw. David Cameron walipokutana mjini Davos pembeni mwa Kongamano la Uchumi la Dunia jana Januari 26, 2012

Huyu mtu sijui karogwa au sijui vipi..... nunueni magari mengi zaidi ili wawekezaji binafsi wawajengee barabara Hii kauli yake imeniacha domo wazii.....huyu jamaa hivi yuko siriasi kweli?

mwenzenu homa naona imenikamata mpaka naogopa

Hivi watanzania tumefikia Kutojali muda kiasi hiki? What the hell is Dakika Sifuri. Ndio maana ukienda sehemu mbali mbali kupata huduma, ukiuliza bado muda gani unaambiwa Bado Kidogo...

Naomba kujua kama hizi tabia tulizonazo sisi kina kaka pia kina dada nao huwa nao huwa wanaambianaga, kwa mfano utakuta vijana huwa wanaambianaga kua aisee yule demu anajua majambozi au yule aisee...

kutokuwa na shule,mwanamke sio tu inakunyima fursa za kazi nzuri na kuwa na maisha mazuri...ila pia hata wachumba na mabuzi unapata yale ya low quality lol unapata mwanaume hana shule hana kazi...

shop hapo dar.....nilikuwa niuze nguo,viatu electronics pamoja na fenicha ila naogopa wabongo hatuna culture ya kutoa msaada,wabahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiliiiiiii....kila kitu mnataka mletewe...

Niko hapa stendi ya arusha ndani ya mabasi yanayoelekea moshi.Kuna hawa wauzaji wa vitu vidogo vidogo wanapenda kweli kuja madirishani kuadvertise biashara zao. Mmoja anauza miwani,na akawa...

Kama kuna MwanaJF single, na mdada yupo Iringa jioni ya leo naomba aniPM tuende viwanja tukaselebuke esp. VIP Club. Just to have fun na sivinginevyo plse, nsije shambuliwa hapa. WanaJF ni...

Halal means ‘permissible’ in Arabic. So, Muslims cannot eat foods that are not ‘Halal’. Similar to Jewish Kosher laws, Muslims cannot eat any pork or pig meat. The Qur’an does not state why...

"mfungwa wangu anatamani gereza lako"(nakumbuka alikua anafundisha mtu kutongoza)....salute ulietupia hii, maana haipiti cku cjaukumbuka na kucheka. ww unakumbuka msemo gani humu JF? unaokupa...

1. Kujiita romantic wakati uko single. 2. Kung'arisha viatu wakati unaenda kupiga passport size. 3. Kukaa kiti cha mbele karibu na dereva halafu unamwambia konda shusha. 4. Kumwamsha...

Tanzanians eat rats I have no idea if this is the case which place of Tanzania we eat rats

Eti umeolewa na mvuvi halafu, -Hupendi adamkie majini......??? -Unachukia shombo.........????? Babu DC!!

Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda mabasi kama kawaida yao,bibi mmoja alipanda akapata siti bila shida konda akamuuliza"bibi mbona unalia??" bibi akamjibu "mjukuu wangu kwa miaka 25 niliyoishi...

Kurudi shule Mtoto kamuuliza babake; " Eti baba, Unataka kuanza tena shule? Baba akauliza: "kwa nini Umeuliza hivyo? Mtoto akamwambia: Jana ucku, nilickia ukimnong'oneza mama" Eti, kama anapenda...

Nipo ndani Ngome Konge Zenji nacheki Movie za Kibonge karibuni,Mx

weee kabakaba tunakuomba badilisha hiyo avatar yako inatuumiza na kutunyanyasa kijinsia watoto wa kiume.Wenzio tunashindwa kuchangia mada vizuri humu kwa sababu ya avatar yako,tunaloose...

A beautiful, sexy, good looking lady was sitting next to a guy in a plane...... The lady said to him ' Can you help me remove something from my breast please? ‘The exciting young man replied...

Baada ya kuona mumewe amekawia kurudi nyumbani bibi alipatwa na hasira akaamua kumpigia simu kwa hasira ''.... Uko wapi mpaka sasa hivi kinyago cha mwanaume wewe?"......mume akapokea kwa sauti ya...