JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kama unafahamu au umewahi mwona anavyo nyemelea, anavyo jipinda, anavyo simamia kucha achilia mbali wasiwasi alionao! lakini haachi! hivii, chabo, inaraha au karaha?

@arusha,baba mngoni,mama mchagga. Ipo siku ntakufa ila kwa sasa nataka kujua JF itareact kivipi pindi mkiconfirm am dead.( reactions to PRE-DEATH) Please note:nipo hai, buheri wa afya, sina...

Kumbe shida sio zile namba namna ya kuzichezea kumbe hata lugha nayo ni tatizo

Dada mmoja aliamua kungolewa meno yake yote ndio ajitose ulingoni wa kazi ya blowjob, hii imeonekana kuwafurahisha wanaume wengi wanaosema kuwa hiyo blowjob inamnato sio wa kawaida.....wateja...

Look at it in the contemporaly context......

Teacher wa machizi aliwapeleka wanafunzi wake baharini kurelax,chizi mmoja akawa amekaa pekeyake pembeni teacher akamuuliza kwanini umekaa pekeyako chizi akamjibu napiga hesabu hii bahari ingekua...

Haaaa sijui ni ukata!? Almanusura nisahau siku hii muhimu ya kutimiza miaka kadhaa ya kuzaliwa kwangu! Happy birthday to meeeee!

ALL HAVE A GOODDAY

asubuhi sanaaa dingi mmoja m2 mzima anaoneka kushikwa na hasira sana huku mkono wa kulia kashika furushi la bakora na kushoto kamshika kuku,mara jirani yake anatokea na kumkuta katika hali hiyo...

JB Mpiana anogesha Birthday ya Mose Katumbi Chapwe … December 28, 2011 Mwanamuziki PAPAA CHERIE,MUKULUMBA,MOTO PAMBA,BINADAMA,SALVATORY...

"hivi we "PIMBI"Nani?anayekuchanganya uko JF?tangu Asubui paka saa sita za Usiku uko Jf,ok chaguwa moja unipe User name na paswedi?au uendele na Ujinga wako unaoitwa Jf?",Jamani naombeni msaada...

the president was having sex with his wife while thinking the name to give his country..sudenly the wife asked.. IS IT IN DEAR..the president replied yes it is INDIA

"Jamani nimeibiwaa!!" Kwa kingereza ningesemaje?

One night, President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner...

Inakuwaje mbona pamepowa humu ndani jamani,niaje niaje?au kisa Mpolee ayupo?naona pako dolo...ile mbayaaa yanii,watu cjui wamelala...siwasomi kabisa yani wajanja wa Chit Chat mko wapi?naona kambi...

1. Mzee mmoja aliingia kwa daktari na kuanza kulalamika. "Daktari, mimi nina matatizo. Cha kwanza, ninakwenda vizuri bila shida. Cha pili, ninaanza kujisikia kuchoka. Cha tatu, ninakuwa...

Mtoto mmoja alipoteza yeboyebo hivyo akawa analia njiani kuelekea kwao akakutana mzee akamuuliza: Mzee: unalilia nini mtoto mzuri? Mtoto: (huku akigugumia kwa kilio) nimepoteza yeboyebo zangu...

naibu waziri wa biashara na viwanda yasemakana sio raia wa tanzania wana jf mnasemaje

Elvis prisley,John kennedy, Robert kennedy,chacha wangwe,dr Omar ali Juma,brenda fassie ,michael jackson,kim jong il,Tupac shakur Amina chifupa..the list goes on .....why .Today Regia Mtema RIP.

Jamani wanajamii mimi naona muda unaisha na watu wanaanza kuzeeka juzi juzi tu tulikuwa na mzee wa ruksa Mh Mwinyi tukaja tukawa na Mh. Mkapa akamaliza miaka kumi yake leo tuko na Kikwete ambaye...