Mdogo wangu mseminari alirudi likizo akanitolea hii mpya. Mchaga kidume kampata mwanamke wa pwani ( nahisi darisalama), wakaenda zao kubanjua tunda la heri, mchaga si kakuta mdate wake ana shanga...
Niliwamisi sana hapa jamvini, nilipigwa bann ya siku 30 tangu 19/12/2011-19/01/2012. Nawashukuru sana wale wote walionimic pia ng ninawatakia heri ya krismas na mwaka mpya. Habari zenyuuuuu hap to...
Inasikitisha sana.
Uwalimu sasa si kazi mzuri kutokana na jinsi serikali yetu ilivyo wapuuzia.
Kwamacho yangu nimemshuhudia mwalimu wangu wa primary amekuwa ombaomba yeye na watoto wake.
Tena...
BRILLIANT ANSWERS BUT
THE TEACHER STILL GAVE
HIM 0%.
Q: In which battle did Sultan die?
A: His last battle.
Q: Where was the
declaration of
independence
... signed? A: At the bottom of the...
Honestly, there's something amazing about men who dress presentable, smell magnificent, have a clean and well arranged apartment sio lazima iwe luxurious, just having an overall appealing...
MPEMBA
ANATONGOZA DEM : ntoto weyee wallahi wanimaliza, unrefu kama nkarafuu, mashaalla mishavuyo yang'ara km papai bivu, nywelezo zinyooka km kamba za mibungo, fua lintuna km nazi koroma, ayo...
Wapendwa salaam..... Baada ya vita kali na mazoezi ya kutosha: mie ODM wa wajukuu, mashemeji, wapwa, mahommies na mafellow tablets niko standby kuanza mbio za kurudi kwetu pazuri MMU na Chit Chat...
Jamaa alivuta ngororo yake "wengine mnaita boom" na sijui vijana wa siku hizi mnaitaje?
Baada ya kukamata mshiko akazama baa moja huko mwenge "Ingongwe" na "migombani". Akapiga ulabu wa kutosha...
1. Principal to student..." I
saw u
yesterday rotating near
girls hostel
pulling cigarette... ? " 2. Class teacher once said :"
pick up the
... paper and fall in the
dustbin!!!"
3. once...
IMAGINE HAPA NI BAADA
YA KUMALIZA TUITION YA
KISWAHILI SASA
ANAJISOMEA METHALI..... (1) Mfa maji? tampa life
jacket.,
(2) Mwenda pole?
tachelewa fika.
(3)
Usipoziba ufa ? mizi taona...
"Katika basi Mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto,Mtoto akakataa,Mama akamwambia"nyonya,kama hutaki nampa anko anyonye!"anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi na huyo Mama.Mtoto akanyonya kidogo...
Kati ya mambo yanayotukera wenyeji wa jiji hili la Dar,ni foleni ya magari,,yani ni KERO kubwa sana,..nikiwa mmoja ya waathirika wa hili janga naishauri serikali kufanya yafuatayo ili kupunguza...
I heard this joke a while back, but its still funny!
Okay, there was a woman driving down the freeway, goin quite a bit faster than the speed limit, when shes pulled over my a policeman.
The...
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