JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mtoto mmoja alirudi kwao akiwa amenuna kinoma! Mama yake akamuuliza, "Kulikoni?" Mtoto akajibu, "Leo mwalim wa Hesabu hajafika shule!" Mama akafurahi akijua mwanae anapenda sana Hesabu. Akamwambia...

Mlevi alipanda kwenye gari ake, akaona mipango haikai sawa akapiga simu polisi, maelezo yakawa hivi Mlevi: Halloo! Hapo Polisi Polisi: Yeah una tatizo gani? Mlevi: Nataka kuripoti wizi, nimeibiwa...

Najua umenisahau. Naitwa Andekelile Lupakisyo Ambindwile Mwambalakata mtoto wa Afwelile Ambwene Mwakisujeje Mwakasokela anko yake na Asangalwisye Mwalunyasyo rafiki wa Bakangana Bukenja Bukomile...

Polisi: Nimekuja nyumbani kwako kukupa taarifa kuwa ajali ya gari imetokea, inasemekana mke wako amefariki, naomba twende ukaangalie kama ... utaitambua maiti. Mme mlevi: Pote zea bhana...

Wakuu mnamjua huyu dereva? ni maarufu sana hapa town ila sijui kama bado yupo town....anapiga ruti za feri mbagala rangi tatu.... Msela ni chizi yaani chizi haswa.....why? huyu msela...

JAMANI JANA NILIKUWA NAFURAHIA SANA SHEMEJI ZANGU WALIVYOKUWA VICHWA KIVIPIA KUNA MC MMOJA ALIKUWA ANATANGAZA UWEPO WA WATU WALIOKUWEPO MSIBAN KWA DADAETU REGIA MPAKA INAFURHISHA ""NATANGAZA...

Lol! these statues really happened!!(NO EDITING) And that's how you catch a dumbass! Must have been one of the most liked facebook status ever. (haha hii ata ukifanya leo utawapata watu)...

Makonda Na Majibu Mazuri. Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au unasema panda tu!?"Konda: "We taahira nini,hao wengine wamekaliandoo?! " Abiria: "Embu punguzeni sauti ya redio... "Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu...

"..............Teacher wa vichaa aliwapeleka wanafunzi wake baharini wakarelax,chizi mmoja akawa amejitenga na wenzie,teacher akamuliza "we vipi mbona umekaa pekeyako",chiz akasema" napiga hesabu...

Panya watatu walikuwa wanabisha nani ni mkali kati yao, Panya wa kwanza;mi naweza kutegua mitego yote ninayotegeshewa. Panya wa pili;mi naweza kunywa maziwa hata yakiwekwa sumu. Panya wa tatu...

Please, please, dont kill people...

Mambo ya copy n paste..mlugaluga mmoja alikua hana flash diski.. ka copy file kwenye computer ofisini, kachomoa mouse, kaenda nayo home ili aka paste..

Wazungu walitengeneza mtambo wa kuesabu idadi ya vibaka na wezi katika nchi.mtambo ukaletwa Afrika kufanyiwa majaribio}Nchi ya kwanza ilikuwa Nigeria mtambo ukasoma vibaka&wezi...

...zipo nyumba mbili za watu wenye hela hapa jirani na ninapokaa...na watoto wakishua wanaishi humo, lakini wanagawa "fuko la mbolea", na wakongwe wa hili eneo wanadai ni shambaboy alimuanzishia...

pga pcha unapanda basi alaf unaskia harufu ya samaki wa kukaanga..unaangalia huku na kule hakuna ndoo wala box amblo mayb hao samak wamefungashwa humo...njaa kali,samak hujara cku nyng,basi tabu 2pu..

Sijui hii imekuwa culture kwa baadhi ya watu au vipi utasikia ahhhh january bana ngumu sana wengine watakwambia shauri ya ada za watoto wengine watakwambia sijui hili na hli yaani mtu moja mmoja...

A Newly Wed Couple are out at a bar having a drink on their honeymoon. The wife offers to make him a drink and asks the bartender to give A salt shaker, A shot of Baileys And A shot of lime juice...

Lee Redmond Lee Redmond, a woman from Utah who has not cut her nails since 1979, had grown and carefully manicured them to reach a total length of 8.65 m (28 ft 4.5 in), and was listed in the...

Mateja wawili walipelekwa mahakamani kwa makosa ya kubwia unga.Hakimu akawaambia;nitawasamehe kwa sharti moja,nendeni mitaani mkawaelimishe mateja wenzenu waache kutumia madawa ya kulevya.Baada ya...

If you could buy the time and given opportunity to go back to your past life , which FIRST thing you will do ??? 2 days ago