JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K". Can anyone tell me the first word?

Hi members, kila boss ana boss wake.

Jamaa mmoja alimpa mimba sekretari wake,na baada ya kufikiria sana hakatamani kumwambia mke wake na mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi; Mume: Mke wangu leo nimepata tatizo kubwa ofisini. Mke: Usiseme...

Madaktari bingwa kutoka nchi tatu yaani Tanzania,Germany na China walikutana kuelezea mafanikio ya nchi yao. Akaanza mchina kwa kusema kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mikono tukamuwekea ya bandia na...

Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job? Jamaa: The Company shifted their office... and didn't tell me where.

This is so Good!!! WACHAGAAAAAAAAAA............... Two chaggas were standing at the golden gates of heaven awaiting Simon-Peter, the angel to clear them in order for them to get into the Kingdom...

Naamini kwamba ID na avatar ya mtu inaelezea kitu fulani kwa mhusika in term of personality. Jaribu kuelezea personalities from avatar and ID. Eg, from avatar Dark City, akiona hayamhusu...

habari zenu wakuu.naomba nitumie nafasi hii kuomba mwana mmu makini niweze kumtuma kwa obsesd. nahitaji mtu mwenyewe awe great thinker na mwenye uzoefu na mapenzi ambaye anajua mitego mbalimbali...

Leo ndo cku nilipatikana kwa uchungu jamani, niwish happy birthday na mama angu mu mpe hongera jaman, nsimsahau baba but najua hakuingia hata wodini. . .a special appreciation to all women kazi...

kama JK anahudhuria huko kwenye mazishi ya Mh Mtema, na pia nina uhakika Rais wa mioyo yetu atakuwepo? Je picha litachezwa vp maana hamna uwezekano wa maziko kufanywa mara mbili...Je watapishana...

Jamaa kaingia msikitini na panga na kuuliza nani mwislam hapa.watu kimya, nani mwislamu hapa?? halafu akamchukua moja nje na kumwomba amchinjie mbuzi. halafu akarudi msikitini na panga yenye...

nipo 'kazini' karibuni lol yaani siamini mtu kaacha hela yake hapo mbele za hivyo vinyago lol kweli akili ni nywele kila mtu ana zake.

unamkumbuka huyu?

Nilikuwa napitia Katuni za Nasani Mpangala nikakutana na kitu hiki kilichonifanya nifikirie mambo mengi sana kuhusu mustakabali wa nchi hii. Amechora kwa kifupi na kaweka maneno machache sana...

Nikisomaga hii huwa nakumbuka Kosa moja na mimi nilishawahi kulifanya.....sintasahau..

Enjoy!

Mlevi kaingia choo cha kike, mwanamke akamwambia "this toilet is for ladies only" mlevi akamtolea UUME wake na kumwambia "and this is 4 ladies too"

Hii kitu nimeitoa gazeti la leo la citizen na nimeipenda..isome mwenyewe Facebook sparks a fire in my affair Tuesday, 17 January 2012 09:59 By Joseph Mtebe, Success Correspondent When I...

jamani, toka mwaka uanze nilikuwa sijapita huku.... na leo nachukua fursa hii kwa mambo mawili 1. Heri ya mwaka mpya wana JF woooooooote 2. naungana nanyi nyoote kwa msiba wa dada yetu...

Nilibahatika kuishi mkoani Kagera miaka ya themanini,kwa wahaya kuna ndoa zile za lazima yaani kijana anamwinda dada mahali halafu anamkamata akiwa na vijana wenzie, kisha anampeleka kwake,yule...