JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Samaki mkunje= mpaka aenee kweny kikaango #2 haba na haba = haba mbili #3 asiyefunzwa na mamaye =yatima #4 simba mwenda pole =anamnyemelea yanga

hivi kweli kuna dawa za kichina za kuongeza maumbile au ni imani tu?...manake siku hizi akipita dada mwenye labda wowowo kubwa utasikia watu wakisema kazi ya mchina hiyo.....hii kitu ipo au ni...

Mazungumzo kati ya NAPE na Rtz kwenye simu Criiiii Criiii Criiii Criiii Ritz: Dah! Mhashimiwa anapiga simu. Naam Mkuu! Nape: Habari yako Comrade? Ritz: Salama tu Mheshimiwa NAPE...

Ni kipi muhimu zaidi ya kingine. Ngono/tendo la ndoa au Pesa/mshiko/faranga???

Kuna jamaa yangu alikuwa akisoma pale Ikizu. Siku ya mtihani aliandika mistari yake ya majibu kwenye FAN lile la (panga boi) usawa na kiti chake,kisha akawa anapigia chabo kujibu mtihani. Kituko...

Nataka kwenda kula sasa hivi, wewe je?

kichaa flani alipita mbugani akiwa uchi. wanyama wote wakakimbia. fisi akamuuliza simba. fisi:simba hata wewe umekimbia? simba:dah yule mnyama wa ajabu sijapata kuona, mkia wake uko kwa mbele.

An American businessman was in Japan. He hired a local hooker and was going at it all night with her. She kept screaming "Fujifoo, Fugifoo!!!", which the guy took to be pleasurable.. The next day...

(BOSS to his SECRETARY):Jiandae,kesho tuna safari ya kikazi!>>>> (SECRETARY to her HUSBAND):Mume wangu,kesho nitasafiri na bosi kikazi!>>>>> (HUSBAND to his GIRLFRIEND):Kesho wife...

kulikuwa na majuha wawili wanaongea na mazungumzo yao yalikuwa hivi... Juha1:ivi jombaa kati ya morogoro na mwezini wapi mbali!!? Juha2:iiii ebu jiangalie na maswali yako ya kitoto wewe,kwani...

Baada ya muda wa test kuisha mwalimu akawaambia wanafunzi, hey students time is ovary penis down and colect your testis! No 1 aliyesanda

Angalia Attachment...

Ticha wa std 1 kajamba class wanafunzi wakaanza kucheka ticha kuua soo kaondoka na kuahirisha kipindi..! Kipindi kilichofuta kesho yake..! TICHA : tuliishia wapi kipindi kilichopita...

Jamaa kaenda kwa mganga wa kienyeji akaomba afundishwe na yeye kutabiri. Mganga akamwambia kama unataka kujuwa kutabiri kesho uje na kikopo cha vaseline. Siku ya pili jamaa katinga na kikopo chake...

duh.!kila strt ina ishia nyumbani kwa mtu..je nini tatizo.?

Usiku mwema nyotee!

Mourners lined the streets of the North Korean capital Pyongyang today, crying and wailing as the funeral procession of their "Dear Leader' Kim Jong-Il, marched slowly through the streets. But...

pima uwezo wako wako mwaga mistari huwez jua labda utatoka na kimwana ama mkaka wa haja.

jaman jaman jaman kama mtu hujui lugha usidandiedandie maneno. Jamaa kaenda kwenye birthday ya rafik yake. Alipofika akamwambia happy birthday! Badala ya kusema thank you akamwambia And You Too!

Ningependa kujua kwanini sisi waafrika tukilewa sana,tukiwa njiani kurudi nyumbani tunaimba njia yote.Lakini mzungu akilewa ni anatukana na kutafuta ugomvi njia nzima?