JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Ni swali tu... kama unanikubali usione soo kunipa sifa ninazo sitahili

kiNdugu zangu kweli wizi nooma! Nimeshudia live kibaka akipiga kelele baada ya kujaribu kumchomoa wallet mtu mmoja kwenye daladala na kukuta ni nyoka. Tukio hilo limetokea pale ambapo kibaka huyo...

Mkuu Zitto haya ni maoni yangu binafsi. Umekuwa ukitofautioana na viongozi wa juu wa CHADEMA kwa mambo yasiyo ya lazima, (utoto). Nimeshindwa kukusoma wewe ni mtu wa aina gani haswa. Nndugu...

Mama Ajiunga JF Kwa Jina La Beib Loveee Baba Ajiunga Kwa Jina la Prezda wa kitaa WOTE WAMEJIUNGA JF KWA SIRI NA HAWAKUWEKA AVATAR mara mazoea yakaanza kukutana kwenye threads za MMU na Chit Chat...

jamani jf ni raha nadhani sina mda mrefu nimejoini ila raha niliyonayo haielezeki, avitar zinanifurahisha sana, signatures, comments yaani raha tupu mda mwingine hata mke wangu ninamsahau...

A huge crowd in front of a library because of a simple spelling mistake!>>BOOBS AVAILABLE FOR RENT!

Nategemea kuwa hapo kuanzia kesho jioni mpaka Ijumaa wadau nifurahi kuonana nanyi..... niwaletee nini kutoka pwani?

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Mwalimu:hamjambo jan niliwaachia home work? Baraka:ndio mwalimu uli2ambia 2chore pcha ya ng'ombe mwalimu:Sasa wewe baraka mbona unanionyesha karatas leupe inamaana...

Mzungu mmoja katika kutaka kukidhi mojawapo ya haki za msingi za binadamu, alimchukua binti(demu) pale buguruni akaingia naye guest baada ya kumaliza shida yake akamkatia yule dada kilicho chake...

A priest, in urgent need to use the bathroom, walks into a local bar. The bar is jumping with loud music and lively conversation, but every few minutes the lights abruptly go off. Every time the...

jamaa mmoja alijifanya baharia akawaambia watu aisee nimezunguka bandari zote duniani China na Africa yote ulaya marekani akaulizwa kwahiyo unaijua sana geografia jamaa akajibu pale geografia...

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Mwambien nampenda sana,ila nashndwa kujieleza moja kwa moja kwake coz ya tabia yake ya kutokujibu PM zangu.

Unakuta mtu unaingia kwenye ofisi ya watu. kuko kimya kama maji ya mtungi maana people a busy working. Umekaribishwa kiti ili umsubiri mwenyeji wako. ghafla simu yako ya kiganjani inaita. Sauti...

Michel Lotito (aka MonsieurMangetout) from Grenoble, France, has been eating metal and glass since 1959. Gastroenterologists have described his ability to consume 900 g (2 lb) of metal per day as...

Staili ya watu wala hamjuani,hamkusalimiana wakati mmekutana, lakini ngoma ya Kwaito ikipigwa mnajipanga mnacheza pamoja kwa ustadi, nani amewafundisha? na ule mshikamano mnaouonyesha pale...

Wafanyabiashara wawili wako safarini, wamefika geust house chumba kimebaki kimoja cha dabo.akawaita mmoja mmoja akawaambia kisiri! Akaanza na mpemba,"muangalie sana huyo mchaga atakuibia"...