JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Ongeza maneno yako hapa au unipm kama unaelewa maana ya haya maneno; KIZOTA, KUNYETA, ZERO BRAIN, SUPP, MKANDARASI, UWANJA WA ZEGE, DEO, MGANGALUMA, MK, BLOCK7, KAYUKI, nk. Hebu changia tu kama...

Hatimaye leo sheli ya big born umegeuka kuwa uwanja wa ngumi. Kasheshe hiyo ilisababishwa na kugombea mafuta (petrol). Sheli hapo kulikuwa na msongamano wa magari mengi sana na wanawake...

[WIKIPEDIA],Najua kila kitu.....................................[GOOGLE]=>Nina kila kitu.....................................[FACEBOOK]=>Ninamjua kila...

A young man who applied for a job in a reputable organization made a very good impression during the interview until when he was asked about his salary expectations... Manager: What SALARY do you...

Mbele ya mtumishi wa Mungu mwanaume akafungua zipu akaitoa akaiangaliaa! na kuanza kuiingiza taratiibu kwa mchumba wake,huku mwanamke machozi yakimtoka kwa raha aliyokuwanayo mpaka ilipoingia...

kwa mwaka huu kilichonikera ni mgao mkubwa wa umeme!! Kingine ni mgao wa mafuta!! Ongezeko la maandamano ya chadema!! endeleza na wewe!

Huyu jamaa ambaye aina yake ya uandishi hupasua na kuvunja mbavu mbona yuko kimya sana? Amekumbwa na nini mwenzetu? Mwenye taarifa zake atujuze

Hello everyone, This is my first thread. We have just created a facebook fanpage for all the upcoming parties and Events taking place in Bongo...

Nawashukuru wale wote walionikaribisha vizuri hapa JF. Naahidi kuwa mwanachama mtiifu. Kwa wale wote ninaofananishwa nao watakuja wenyewe kukanusha. I am Who am...

1.mpango mkakati. 2.megawati. 3.wahisani. 4.wawekezaji. 5.mkopo wenye riba nafuu. 6.libeneke 7.mgao. 8.gamba/magamba. 9.demokrasia ya kweli. 10.tumethubutu,tumeweza na tunasonga mbele. 11.fitina...

Karibuni wooooote Sikukuu ya krismas na Mwaka mpyaa by da way Nawapenda wote mtakaosema Thanks

Sokomoko was Drunk..!! He Shouted, "I love you...!!!" WIFE: Is that you or the beer talking..? Sokomoko : It's me...talking to the beer..

Wakubwa kumekuwa na vifupisho vingi sana venye maana tofauti sana na iliyokusudiwa hebu tuviangalie baadhi yake;- PCM-people calculate llke machine PCB-People confuse brain HKL-Hakuna kusoma...

Why is it that Tom never really eats Jerry...????aaah mi nimechoka kuona wakikimbizana kila siku!!!!NI LINI ATAMLA KILA SIKU NIMEKUA NIKISUBILI NA SASA NDEVU ZANIOTA LAKINI BADO TUUUU!!!!

Ndugu mwana JF, Umepokea Tsh 10,000,000/= kutoka kwa DAVID CAMERON wa UK..Bado hajasema za nini ila kasema wee jisikie huru tu kuzitumia!

Wakubwa wakati tunaelekea kufunga mwaka na kuanza mwaka mpya nisingependa kuona tabia hizi tunaingia nazo mwaka mpya, kumnunulia demu chips kuku halafu we unaenda kula mihogo kumnunulia demu bia...

Ni maamuzi magumu lakini naomba niyafanye. Nimekuwa nikiandamwa sana na baadhi ya member wa hapa JF kuwa mimi ninachafua post nyingi humu ndani hasa jukwaa la jokes, watu wanaoniandama wengi...

Ni siku nyingi sijakuwepo ktk safu hii, hivyo sijuwi hii kama ilishawekwa au laa. Mwalimu kauliza darasani: "kwanini tunasema mapenzi ni bora kuliko vita?" Mwanafunzi mmoja akanyanyuka na...

Inakuwaje wanaharakati nawapa tu salamu long time hatujawa pamoja nimerudi upya wakubwa shkamoni wadogo hamjambo.

Hivi ndivyo Wakusoma anavyochafua hali ya hewa JF