JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A rasta man walks into a bank and hands the cashier a bag full of weed. The cashier angrily asks 'Sir, what is this?' The rasta replies, 'Why yoh guan ask foolish queshuns man? Mi com fi open a...

Attention please.....! Don't drink unboiled water.... ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Because... ' ' ' ' ' Fish live in water without pampers...! Seriously... Good Friday

Wao wanachekelea wakati mwenzao bajeti imeharibika...

In a K/KOO mat,an elderly lady complaining about the music..Wekeni nyimbo za yesu' Conductor: Mather,Yesu bado hajatoa album....... Passenger: Kuna Kiti? Conda:hao wengine wamekalia ndoo lakini...

Umeadimika kama msele wa treni. umeadimika kama milanngo ya tractor. Umeadimika kama honi ya ndege. Umeadimika kama thead ya mod ,,,,,hebu ongezea *yako hapo!

Mgonjwa kaingia kwa doctor, doctor mi naumwa lakini nikikueleza utacheka, doctor akamjibu siipo hapa kucheka wagonjwa, kweli doctor hutacheka!! doctor akamjibu kama huumwi pisha wengine, jamaa...

Bibi 1 kachoshwa na tabia za mume wake,siku moja kwa ghadhabu akasema bora ningeolewa na iblisi kuliko wewe mumewe akamjibu dini hairuhusu m2 kuolewa na kaka yake

Hayawi hayawi sasa yamekuwa. Hatimaye mbunge machachari wa kutoka Kigoma, muheshimiwa Zitto Zuberi Kabwe ameamua kubadilisha dini yake kutoka kwenye uislamu kuelekea kwenye ukatoliki. Vyanzo vya...

A 7years girl asked her sciece teacher; girl;..Teacher can my mother get pregnancy? Teacher;.How old she is? Girl;40 years old! Teacher:.She probably can. Girl:..What about my sister...

After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", Kim goes and confronts his lecturer about it. Kim: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject? Professor: Surely I...

Sijui hata hii tabia wameiga wapi. utasikia shikamoo kaka...naomba shilling mia. Mwingine utasikia shikamoo kaka naomba uninunulie chips mayai. Mwingine tena shikamoo kaka naomba uninunulie soda...

Leo kwenye mazishi ya mke wa mwenyekiti wa UVCCM wilaya ya Arusha mjini God Mwalusamba, kijana Waziri Mbeyu dereva wa familia ya rais kikwete, ametoa salam za rambirambi kwa niaba ya Rais na...

ACCOUNTANTS are good with figures. ACTORS do it on cue. ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method. AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker. ANSI does it in the standard way ARCHEOLOGISTS like it old...

mke wangu ana viuno vingi.

kwa leo jmos weekend imeenda powa sana upande wangu sijui kwenu wana jf!

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Katika vitu Nyerere aliweka misingi ya maadili kwa raia wa nchii ilikuwa ni kuogopa vitu vya serikali!!Mfano ilikuwa ukikutwa na vitu hivi gereza utakalopelekwa utajuta mwenyewe kwa nini ulivigusa...

Kati ya Remmy Ongala na Lily wayne nani zaidi?

Msiende kulewa omba mungu ili kesho isije kuwa blue monday :poa

Mkuu wa kaya alienda kutembelea shule moja ya msingi,akaanza kujadili mada tofauti na wanafunzi kuhusu elimu,na mambo yanayozunguka jamii huku television zikimwonyesha na redio zikisikika...