JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kulitangazwa shindano la tembo.kwanza umfanye tembo aliyefundishwa avibrate wakaja mabaunsa na nguvu zao tingisha tembo tembo kauchuna kila alejaribu alishindwa. kikatokea kijamaa kimoja kimekonda...

A Somali arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says... 'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me...

Wadau jirani yangu anapaka zaid ya mmoja na wanapenda tembea sana juu ya bati wakat wa usiku kutokana mfumo wa mabati yetu ulivyo Naomba msaada wa tech ya kisasa au local one nifanye nini...

Jamani haya sijuwi ni malezi gani......mama m1 ambaye hajaolewa anaishi na katoto kake ka kike umri wa miaka 6,cku 1 akaleta limsela ndani,usku kukurukakara zikaanza,kumbe jamaa alikuwa na d.ick...

Kijana kwa jina anaitwa Juma, mwenyeji wa pwani, alianza kufanya biashara ya mazao aina ya Viazi ili awe anasambaza kwa wauza chips wa maeneo ya Dar. Akafunga safari kwenda Mbea ambako vinastawi...

Hebu angalia malimwengu haya ucheke kidogo!

wewe bora mwanamuziki mm mwanamuziki bora chati ze2 hazifafanan kama kimeta na ebora long time kitambo utaniekeza nn wakat huo weng wenu hata hamjakuja mjin.................. prof j 2endelee bs...

Jamaa alikuwa na msitu nywele anaelekea kwa kinyozi. Njiani aliona mtoto wa mitaani ana nywele nyingi kuliko yake. Akamuita na kumwuliza: Dogo unataka kunyoa nywele? Dogo akajibu ndio lakini...

We mathematicians can prove anything mathematically without being bribed! For example, I can prove 1=2. Let x = y Then 2x - 2y = x - y Bracket the expression to get (2x - 2y) = (x - y)...

Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali. Mume: Wife unakula nini? Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2. Mume: Mhudumuu! Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani? Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2...

Watanzania tumetoka mbali sana ninakumbuka mzaz alikuwa akitaka kwenda kununua nguo zangu au viatu vyangu vipya vya sikukuu. Basi atachukuwa tepu na kunipima hata kama hakusomea ufundi wa kushona...

Ni taarifa tu wakuu kujuzana yanayojiri bongoland sio mbaya hususan kwa wapenzi wa burudani ! leo jion MLIMANI CITY club e' atakuako FALLY IPUPA! Kwa wale members woote wa club e' shangweeee!!!!

A man rushed into a shop in such a hurry that he nearly knocked down other customers standing by the counter. Man: Do you sell mouse traps? Shopkeeper: Oh, yes of course! 5 dollars, I will get...

Mwanamke aliyelala na mumewe akawa anaota ghafla akapiga kelele "Jifiche mume wangu kaja" au mumewe aliyesikia hivyo akanyakua nguo na kukimbia akidhani amelala na mke wa mtu,..!

A woman has a problem with her closet door every time a bus passes by the door would fall. She calls a repair man to fix it. The repair man says "I am gonna see what is going on, just close the...

Mume na mke wameingia hotel ya bei ghali. Mume: Wife unakula nini? Mke: Baby utakachokula na mie hichoX2. Mume: Mhudumuu! Mhudumu: Naam mkubwa, unaorder ki2 gani? Mume: Chips na kuku sahani 2 bei...

Jamaa mmoja wakati akijiandaa kutoka out pamoja na mkewe na mwanawe.Mke mbele,mtoto kati na baba nyuma,mara mtoto akamtonya baba yake,'baba,umeiona inye ndembe ndembe?'.Baba akauliza,iko...

Lilitangazwa bonge la disco ila kuingia lazima uwe na kipala. Mlangoni aliesimama alikuwa kipofu anakagua vipala. Mshkaji mmoja alikuwa ni rasta akataka kuingia. Akaenda pale kwa mkaguzi akavua...

Teacher: If A= B and If B= C Therefore A=C Dogo, can you give me another example like this. Dogo: If I love my teacher and If my Teacher loves his Wife Therefore I love my teacher's Wife. Have...

Mie nimeguswa na sana nilivoona Vengu anaumwa kiasi kile bila msaada wowote kutoka kwa fans weng wa OK .Nawaomba Ok wafanye tamasha mikoa yote kwa ajili ya kuchangisha pesa angalau akapate...