JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off...

After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having...

Mbunge m1 alihudhuria msiba wa mpiga kura wake aliyefariki kwa ajal ya pikipiki,baada ya kuwasalimia waombolezaj,mbunge akaanza "MSIBA OYEEE" bac wa2 wote wakabak midomo wazi,wasijue wamjibu nin...

Dear TANESCO, I am sorry for all the bad things I have said about you, I understand now that the last three days were for us to learn our lesson, I promise to never talk ill of you, anymore if...

Kama ilivyokuwa ada kwa Baba mmoja ambaye hupenda kujipumzisha pindi anapotoka katika shughuli zake za kila siku, basi siku mmoja akiwa amejipumzisha kitandani chumbani akiwa uchi wa mnyama. Basi...

kuna mwendawazimu alikutana na jamaa mmoja barabarani jamaa kamuona mwendawazimu kabeba spana yule jamaa akamuuliza yule mwendawazimu unaenda wp na spana? mwendawazimu akajibu naenda benk...

(MWALIMU);Wanafunzi,nyangumi hawezi kummeza mwanadamu kwa sababu ana koo dogo sana. (MWANAFUNZI);Si kweli usemavyo,mbona tulisoma biblia YONA alimezwa na nyangumi? (MWALIMU);Mimi ndo...

JIamaa mmoja akiwa kaenda masomoni kwa muda mrefu alipata barua toka kwa mchumba wake jessica! Dear John, We have spent too much time apart and i have cheated you many times, theso it's over...

Boy was introducing himself, "Hi, my father's name is "Laughing" and my mother's name is "Smiling". Girl was surprised, "Really? You must be Kidding!" Boy defended, "No, no, that's my brother's...

1. Coca-Cola was originally green. 2. the most common name in the world is Mohammed. 3. The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with. 4. The strongest...

Juzi Juzi Dr Bilal alikuwa USA Malecela UK,USA Achiliia King of Airspace,Kiranja mkuu Sasa mtoto wa mkulima yuko Far East,it seems kila mwaka lazima aende huko Mr Pinda na mkewe eti wamefungua...

Siku moja mtu mmoja maeneo ya Mwandiga-Kigoma aliwaona wadudu wadogo mithili ya siafu wakiwa wamejaa kwenye sehemu ambayo alikuwa anahifadhi sukari yake. Mtu huyo alistaajabu sana kuwaona wale...

Once upon a time, the couple celebrated their 25th Year anniversary. They had become famous in the town for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had...

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he...

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates and saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and...

Mkaanga chips kaniacha hoi,kapasua yai la kwanza hamna kitu,la pili hamna kitu, la tatu hola akasema 'hii programu ya Ukimwi imefanikiwa mpaka kuku wa kienyeji wanatumia condom'

An 86-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his test results come back normal. The doctor says, "Gary everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with...

This poem was written by Jon Saxton (an author of math textbooks). [/FONT][/SIZE] ((12 + 144 + 20 + (3 * 4^(1/2))) / 7) + (5 * 11) = 9^2 + 0 Or for those who are allergic with numbers, here is...

There were two nuns.. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the...

Baba katika jina la Yesu, Baba uliyeyageuza maji kuwa damu kule Misri, Baba uliyeyagawanya maji wanao wakapita Baba uliyebadili fimbo kuwa nyoka na nyoka kuwa fimbo. Baba uliyesema utatupa yale...