JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Ndugu zangu, Ninaumia sana kila ninapoiona nchi hii yenye neema sana, inavyopukutishwa na wageni nyuma ya watawala wetu. Ninapoutazama mfumo wa utawala wetu usio na fursa ya wananchi kuamua juu ya...

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Jamani hii dawa ya ucheshi na kuondoa stress za maisha imeenda wapi?? Ni kwamba hawaitengenezi tena?? au Asprin, Tablet na Fellow Tablets wameitoa kwenye biashara.. nataka kujua .... Asanteeni ....

hapa jf sasa hivi kuna thread nyingi za wema sepetu kwa ujumla zote zinamponda kama alieshindikana hivina kadhalika na kwa watanzania pia mtazamo uko hivi hivi........ niseme binafsi nimewahi...

Which Baby Are You? Identify your personality by the baby/month you were born in. It's quite truthful. January Babies Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom...

Brigadia mmoja aliamua kuwapima wanajeshi waliokuwa chini yake ili kuweza kubaini ni wakakamavu kwa kiasi gani. Siku moja aliamua kuwatembeza wanajeshi hao kwa mwendo wa ukakamavu kwa umbali wa...

An elderly lady decided to give herself a big treat for her significant birthday by staying overnight in one of London's most expensive hotels. When she checked out next morning, the desk clerk...

Hivi ni ID name gani hapa JF ni ndefu kuliko zote?? Mi nimeiona hii Kibanga Ampiga MKoloni, manake imepitiliza hadi ile rangi ya dark blue for writing names. Hii inawezwa kuingizwa kwenye...

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Pembeni ya baa inayouza pombe za kienyeji kulikuwa na mlevi mmoja aliyekuwa anakojoa huku akitoa vijampo kwa sauti kubwa iliyokuwa ikiwakera walevi wenzie.Ndipo walipomuuliza mbona unakojoa huku...

Baba alimuuliza mwanae''ivi mbali na MPAKA wa tanzania ni MPAKA upi mwingine unaoufahamu'' MTOTO''ni ule MPAKA wa yule Bibi unaotuibiaga mboga''!....

Man went to a pub with his wife. When he left for the counter a prostitute approached his wife & whispered "DEMAND CASH B4 SEX," he doesn't PAY! The wife gets angry and starts shouting at the...

Wakiwa wamechoshwa na hali ya umasikini, ufisadi na wanasiasa wasiowajibika, na hasa kutokana na barabara mbovu isiyopitika, wanawake wa kijiji cha Barbacoas, Colombia, wameamua kuanzisha mgomo...

A voice was heard in on of the night clubs when they were closing. 'WHOSE COAT IS THIS JACKET?'

Three men were in the martenity hospital waiting room when the nurse rushed in and said to the first man, "Sir, you're the father of twins." "Hey! Isn't that a coincidence!" he replied. "I'm a...

On his first date with a beautiful woman, Kimbweka decided to impress her with his knowledge of wine. He told the wine steward to bring a bottle of 1985 Sterling Chabernet Sauvignon from the...

Watu wengi wanakumbuka walizaliwa lini,lakini ni siku ipi ya wiki?jumatatu,jumanne,jumatano?hapo sio wote wanaokumbuka!ukipenda nifuate.zingatia table...

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Maoni yangu kama tukiwapa Wachina waiongoze Takukuru kwa Sheria zao Watafute wala Rushwa nadhani viongozi wote serikalini watakuwa ni Historia tu kwani Watanyongwa na kuzikwa Wachina hawataki kitu...