JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Ndugu zanguni, je hiki ambacho huwa naandika ndani ya jamvi letu tukufu la JF ndio tabia yangu? Je kuna uhusiano gani kati ya mawazo yangu, uwakilishi wangu na tabia yangu? Naomba kila mtu...

Three friends have a nice meal together, and the bill is $25 The three friends pay $10 each, which the waiter gives to the Cashier The Cashier hands back $5 to the Waiter But the Waiter can't...

:A S-rose: Wandugu toka tarehe 28/05 nimekuwa hoi bin taaban kwa ugonjwa huu mpya wa Barcaphobiasis Nimejaribu kila aina ya therapy bila mafanikio, nikasema nijaribu jivua gamba nikakuta...

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...

Yes, ila sijui ni nini!

(i)UKINIPIGA unanionea,UKINIACHA unaniogopa,UKINISAIDIA unajipendekeza. (ii)Kama kuna foleni mbili zinaelekea sehemu moja na ukaona mstari uliopo wewe hauendi haraka,ukihamia mstari...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to...

Basi wote walikuwa hawajawahi kabisaaaa .basi wamefunga harusi wamepelekwa chumba husika chini ya usimamizi wa vibibi na mashangazi na washenga.jamaa akoachwa juu ya bimkubwa ,walivyorudi kaa...

A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, "Where is the 3 million bucks you embezzled from me?"...

Baada ya mkewe baba John kujifungua alihisi kuwa mkewe amepunguza mapenzi akaamua kutafuta sumu ya kumuua mtoto, akampaka mke wake sumu kwenye manyonyo ili mtoto akinyonya afe, akaondoka zake...

Mlevi anafanya sex na mkewe,akamwambia "inakuaje leo maziwa yamekuwa makubwa na ch*ch* hazionekani?" Mke:wewe acha upumbavu unalamba matak* unasema maziwa!!!! Tafakari chukua hatua...

Mvuta bangi mmoja alimuuliza mdogo wake amezaliwa wapi? akajibiwa hospitali, akauliza tena, ulikuwa mgonjwa? jibu halikupatikana.

Mke Kanunua line ya airtel amsurprise mumewe. Mume amekaa sitting room, mke akaenda jikoni akampigia mume na number mpya akasema, "hallo darling," mume hakuijua number akajibu kwa sauti ya chini...

Baada ya kufanya karesearch kangu kadogo bado cjapata uhakika kamili kuwa kabila gan linaongoza kuwa Facebook, naomba niskie maoni yako!

Mke alimwambia mumewe azibe dirisha la chooni kwa kuogopea wanaume wasije wakamchungulia anapooga. Mume akamjibu liache tu wao wenyewe ndio watakao gharamika kuliziba.

Hii style ya kuuza Juice ikija bongo itakuwaje......najua kuna watu wataacha pombe na kuanza kunywa juice.....

Basi siku moja massawee na mke walikuwa nyumbani kwao wamekaa sebuleni baada ya masawee kumchukuwa mkewe hospital toka kujifungua mtoto wa kiume. Sasa kuna jirani yake bwna urassa alikuja kumpa...

Baada ya wiki 2 za harusi mama mtu alimuuliza mwanae wa kike,vipi maisha ya ndoa?Mtoto akajibu ,Duh mama kama british airways,mama mtu akatoka mpaka Airport,kwenda kangalia ratiba,akakuta kwa wiki...

Ni jana majira ya jioni nikikatiza mitaa ya Msasani, nikakutana na mateja wako wachafu wamekaa kijiweni wakipiga soga. Mara akaijitokeza teja mmoja na kuanza kuniita kwa sauti ya mlegezo sauti...