JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mheshimiwa, Tunaweza kukubaliana kwamba katika jiji letu la Dar es Salaam na majiji mengine makubwa,kero ya usafiri na nyumba za kupanga ni nambari moja. Katika pitapita ya maeneo ya Ikulu na...

KIJANA WA KIDOSI BAADA YA KUMALIZA TUITION YA KISWAHILI, ANAJIBU IFUATAVYO: (1) Mfa maji?… tampa life jacket. (2) Mwenda pole?…tachelewa fika. (3) Usipoziba ufa ?…mizi taona mpaka dani. (4)...

Toto toka ndani ya yai jioni hii na ameanza kutembea hapo hapo

Ili kuridhia kwamba nidhamu katika shule mbili ya wasichana na nyingine ya wavulana walimu wa shule zote mbili walikutan na kujadilihatimaye mambo yakawa hivi.=shuleni kwako wanafunzi wenu...

:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1: A servant enrolled his King's donkey in a race & won. The local paper read:'SERVANT's A*s WON' The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that...

You know you work for the government when: * The process becomes more important than the product * You don't see anything wrong with attending a meeting on a subject you know nothing about *...

Which is the most Dangerous Letter in English?? The Answer is "W"... as in Wrong "W" is a tension generator... because all the Worries and troubles get begins with "W"... Who ? Why ...

A little girl complained to her father, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!" Trying to be funny, her father joked, "But honey, you already have a sister!" Confused, the toddler asked, "I do?"...

A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee and slapped him on the back of the head."I found a piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name 'Marylou' and a...

Habari zenu JF. Nami nimeona niwawekee hili humu ili niwaone wenzangu wasiokubali yawapite!! Ni vipi utaweza kugawia namba 80 kwenye makundi manne...ambapo kundi la kwanza namba hiyo (i)uigawie...

Wakati wa ukoloni wa Mjerumani raia 3 walifanya makosa mwarabu, mhindi na mwafrika, wakatakiwa kila mmoja akatafute tunda kisha waadhibiwe. Mwarabu alikuwa wa kwanza kurudi ameleta ndimu, palepale...

Hawa jamaa hilo kombe wamepewa baada ya kushinda mchezo gani?.......

1. Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..stil hurtin..ahh yeh ..den lets try d other shoe...

Wahenga walisema ukistaajabu ya Musa utaona ya Firauni. Jana jioni watu wasiofahamika lakini wanaoonyesha kuwa walijipanga vizuri kipropaganda walitengeneza na kusambaza habari kwamba Dr. Slaa...

kuna tetesi nimezipata hivi punde kutoka kwa watu wawili tofauti zikiwahusisha Mh. Lowasa na biashara ya magendo ya magari pamoja na r1 na kamanda kova kwa nyakati tofauti. Chanzo cha kwanza cha...

Heshima mbele sana wakuu watu wazima na si vijana waliozaliwa 70s ukuta huu si wenu na wala msibandike kitu, acheni kaka zenu tujikumbushe raha za zamani! Wakuu nataka tujikumbushe viwanja vya...

Nawapeni heshima Members JF! Naingia tena na hili la ku-brush bongo zetu. 1-Kuna watu idadi zao wapo Mia Moja... 2-Zipo kilo za nafaka Mia Moja... Hawa watu wapo makundi matatu... (i)kundi la...

From Yahoo friends THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy...

From Yahoo friennds Gosh, my breakfast has been spoiled. Marriage is about sharing The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink. He unwrapped the plain...

Pocket money and Periods are alike , they com once a month last for 4-5 days , and wen u don't get it u know u r f*u*c*ked.......