JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Have funny!! Though English not so good, it’s a good story. I not send sms to ladies again. I also dont save lady that will send me sms. This is because, if i am caught, i will say the person...

Kuna jamaa mmoja mlemavu asiye na mikono alitumbukia shimoni usiku, akaanza kupiga mayowe ya kuomba msaada.Bahati nzuri akatokea msamaria mwema aliyesikia mayowe akaenda kusaidia, lakini akakuta...

Kipofu na kiwete walikaa barazani siku ya mvua wanapiga stori, mara gari ikapita ikawarushia maji, kiwete akataka kumzidi kipofu, akamwambia: "Nishikie magongo yangu nimkimbize" Kipofu akaona...

Muhindi alikuwa akitoa ushahidi mahakamani dhidi ya jamaa aliyefiwa na dem wake wakiwa Gesti wakati wakinanihilia... HAKIMU 'Shahidi ieleze mahakama jinsi ulivyoona' MHINDI 'bana kuba mimi ona...

Mtoto alipotakiwa kuadhibiwa na baba yake kutokana na kukojoa kitandani alijitetea kama ifuatavyo: Baba: Kwanini umekojoa kitandani usiku wa kuamkia leo? Mtoto: Nilikuiga wewe. Baba: Huna adabu...

Mama mmoja alimkuta mume wake karoweka U B O O kwenye beseni, akamuuliza kulikoni? Mume akajibu 'naangalia pancha maana leo siku ya pili haujasimama'

Chodo walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Chodo's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my...

Jamaa mmoja alikuwa na desturi ya kwenda baa na rafiki yake kwa kipindi kirefu, kwa bahati mbaya rafiki yake huyu alifariki dunia. Jamaa akawa kila akienda baa anaagiza bia mbili na glass mbili...

(MUME):Mke wangu,MUNGU amekuumba mrembo sana lakini pia alikuumba mpumbavu sana. (MKE):Ni kweli uyasemayo,MUNGU aliniumba mrembo ili urembo wangu ukupumbaze wewe,na...

While visiting England , Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent...

Jumanne bought a book $ 70 and sold it at $ 80, he bought it back again at $ 90 and sold it at $100. Did he make a profit or loss? of how much then?

Bounsa moja alipopelekwa gerezani ile tu ameingizwa ndani akaanza kuwatishia wafungwa akisema''NASIKIA HUKU MNATABIA YA KUWACHEZEA WANAUME WENZENU KIMAUMBILE,LETENI UJINGA NITAUA MTU''ili...

Kitendo cha Zitto ambaye ni Naibu katibu mkuu wa Chadema kutuhumiwa kuwa tarehe 3 May 2011 alituma pesa kwa ajili ya kampeni ya mgombea mmoja wa uenyekiti wa Bavicha kwa njia ya M-PESA si cha...

Baba alishtuka usiku kwenda haja aliporudi akapunguza kandili vzr allipopanda kitandani kanga ikamdondoka, mtoto alielala chini akasema haya kwa hamaki:"Mama baba apanda na mavi" wee lala.

Sasa kuna hii ishu ya kuwa na mtoto wa kiume halafu akawa ma poda, a.k.a Mteja, si unajua mbilinge za kulea kijana homu? ......haya... ..au ukazaa dume lako mwenyewe ukaanza kujibosti kwamba...

Two little boys, ages 8 and 6, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably...

nammiss sana sana hashycool.. mohamed shossi michelle hivi hawa watu walipoondoka waliacha salam gani jamani yaani wallah leo tangu...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her s*pe*rm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a...

madereva.wawili.walikutana.ktkt.ya.daraja.na.mmoja.wao.alikua.gari.lake.limejaa.mzigo.akamuomba.mwenzake.arudishe.gari.nyuma.lakini.alifanya.kama.hamsikii.na.ndio.kwanza.akatoa.kitabu.akawa.anasoma...

(HAKIMU):swali kwako mtuhumiwa#1,je unakiri kwamba jana tarehe 30/05/2011,uliiba mahindi shambani kwa bwana juma? (MTUHUMIWA #2):Sikubali! (HAKIMU):sijakuuliza...