JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Pweza paulo alipotakiwa atabiri ni lini Arsenal itachukua kombe lolote, akafa hapo hapo!!

A little boy asked,.. dad whats politics!!, papa was sure its difficult for the boy to understand politics , so he explains look son, in politics there are Capitalists , like me who brings in...

Subject: Resignation Letter Dear Mods: I'm resigning effective immediately from Jf! The reason for my resignation is that I cleaned my aunt's garage this morning before...

Miongoni mwa hawa vijana, nani mwenye uwezo wa kujenga hoja bila kuzingatia vyama wanavyotoka.

Am happy 2day ma babygirl is turning 2 years.happy birth/d sweetheart i love u!

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and...

A little boy asked,.. dad whats politics!!, papa was sure its difficult for the boy to understand politics , so he explains look son, in politics there are Capitalists , like me who brings in...

Dear Citizens of the World Due to a slight technical error, the world was unable to end on Saturday (21st May 2011). Our technicians are however working on the problem and we will communicate...

Ningewashauri wabadilishe jina la chama . Ukisema DEMA kwa kiswahili fasaha ni kushindwa. kwa hiyo CHADEMA maana yake kwa kiswahili fasaha ni CHAkushindwa

Watu wanaoitwa Cheupe au White wameumbwa na kipaji cha ajabu cha kutengeneza chips. Tafiti nawe utagundua

Kaka anafanya sex na dada yake,waliponogewa;dada akasema you are doing it better than daddy!Kaka akajibu even :even Mum said so,Dada mtu macho yakamtoka kusikia hivyo.................

NI MARA NYINGI NIMEJIULIZA SWALI HILI: JE INAWEZEKANA WAKATI WABONGO WANAUMBWA WALIPEWA UBONGO NA AKILI ZILIZOKWISHA KUTUMIKA KWINGINE??? HII INATOKANA NA UTENDAJI KAZI WETU NA PREFFERENCES...

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise...

Mwl alimuliza mwnfnz kwanini unapaka mafuta wakati nafundisha? mwanafunz nilimsikia mama anamwambia baba pakaa mafuta-

New International Employment Rules SICKDAYS We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work...

Kijana alimpeleka mchumba wake nyumbani ili wazazi wake wakamwone. Alipofika naye tu, baba yake akagundua dosari, maana binti alikuwa mweusi sana, ana matege ya ndani na makengeza makali. Msichana...

Cheki hii uone jamaa wanavyojua kuji-entertain! Huyu Churchill live anaburudisha kweli. Bongo zaidi ya ZeComedy, naona bado hii fani inatupiga chenga! P.S: I wonder dance styles za bongo zikoje!

kuna mzungu mmoja alikuja bongo kwenye kijiji fulani,kuanzisha NGO ya kusaidia wanakijii! Siku moja akiwa anafanya mkutano na wanakiji,c akaachi bonge la ushuzi,wanakijii wakamcheka vibaya sana...

Daima utanivulia nguo na kubaki uchi,utakaa juu yangu na kuachanisha mapajayako ukinionesha kila kitu chako tukiwa pekee yetu.Hatutothubutu kiniacha,kwani na kutunzia heshima na raha zako.Ndio...