JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A woman requested a whole roaster (jogoo) from the butcher, he didn't let on that the bird he presented her was the last one. "Do you have one that's a little larger?" she asked. "Of course,..."...

Nigerian man called his mom from the USA .

Jamaa wa kipare alitumbukia kisimani , mkewe akawa anatafuta namna ya kumuokoa bila mafanikio. Mashuhuda wakamshauri anunue kamba na kumrushia ili aishike apende juu. Mkewe akatekeleza ushauri ...

Msukuma akiwa matembezini dar,alimkuta mzaramo anauza mananasi.mazungumzo yalikuwa kama ifuatavyo; (MSUKUMA):Jinga jinga? (MZARAMO):Kwenda...

Maskini man u poleni sana kwa kichapo duuuuu

Hivyo ndivyo mambo yalivyo kuwepo dakika 90 za mchezo Hongera sana MAN U mdharau mwiba Mguu huota tende

Death came to a guy and said, " my friend, today is your day". The guy said, "but I am not ready". Death said, "well you are next on my list". So the guy told death, " that's ok; why...

Political career Kikwete served as the foreign minister of Tanzania from 1995 when the government of President Benjamin Mkapa took office. Before that, he served in various posts as minister...

Wana jf hv hawa clouds ni radio ya ccm mbona vp vyao havipo balance au ndo tuseme ni radio ya propaganda naomba mnitoe utata jamani

Jamaa mmoja alikuwa akibishana na mkewe chumbani, mabishano yalikuwa hivi; baba: Mke wangu wewe ni mwoga sana. mama: hapana, wewe mume wangu ndio mwoga kuliko mimi. baba: wewe ndo mwoga, mbona...

mama alimwita mwanawe we ngomge ukowapi njoo haha mwanawe akamjibu mamamie sie ngo'mbe. ng'ombe ni wewe na baba mimi ni ndama du mama kikamshuka shuuuuuuuuuuuu

kwako marehemu baba wa taifa,natumaini umepunzika kwa amani hakika nataka kukujuza maajabu mengi yaliyotokea tz toka uaage dunia; Kepten john komba amekuwa mbunge lakini kazi yake ni kusinzia tu...

Tulikuwa msibani mtaani,watu wengi walikuwepo kuwafariji wafiwa,kuna bwana mmoja naye alikuja pia kuwafariji wafiwa,huyu bwana alikuja na kijiko chake na ndizi mbivu moja,nadhani ni maandalizi ya...

Jamani mshaurini husninyo aweke avatar!

Kuna mzungu mmoja alikuwa anajitahidi kuzungumza kiswahili wakati akitoa mawaidha kwa wanajamii aliyokuwa anafanya nao kazi. Ilikuwa hivi ''Jamani pandaneni ninyi kwa ninyi, kila mmoja ampande...

Kijana mmoja wa shule ya msingi alijikuta akila bakora kwa kumsaidia ndugu yake asiumwe na mbwa karibu ya shule yao mwl alikuwa karibu alipomsikia yule mfz akimtahadharisha kaka yake anaeitwa Wato...

Ingekuwa balaa. Mi wanawake wenye mahaga wangenifanya kitu mbaya kwa namna ambavyo huwa nawawazia. Sijui mdau wewe unawaza nini kwa sauti

Kijana mmoja mtanashati alipata kazi sehemu moja, jina kapuni. Lakini wenzake walimtonya kuwa bosi wa sehemu iliyo anapenda kuwafanyizia wenzake vibaya. Kutokana na taabu ya maisha kijana...

Kuna Imani kwamba Kadiri Mtu Unaponyoa Ndevu sana ndipo ndevu na Zenyewe zinaota sana na Ukiendelea Kunyoa sana Ndevu na Zenyewe zinazidi kuota hata kuweka alama Nyeusi isiyopendeza Kidevuni...