JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Wewe ndo msanii,uko busy stage una perform,unaimba kwa hisia mpaka unafumba macho,lakini baadaye unagundua kuwa mashabiki wako busy na mambo yao tofauti na wengine wanachapa usingizi.Yes,watu...

Tafadhali wekeni orodha ya watu walio pona Loliondo kama ushaidi kwa dawa ya Babu.

T 158 TIA, T 367 VUZ, T 281 MBO. T 901 UKE, T 108 UCH, T 445 SEX. Wakuu zitaleta hamasa ya kutamka huna haja ya kutamka kwa herufi, unataja neno full.

Mke wa Kelvin anajivunia mume mtulivu, hashindi baa na hatongozi mademu. Akitoka kazini huenda kucheza basketball na kurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe akamhurumia kwa kuwa anachoka na...

Doctor: What happened to your arm? Rwegumiza : I broke it. Doctor : Where and How did that happen? Rwegumisa : Okey. It was a normal Saturday afternoon. I was on the second floor...

Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet. He asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said "I don't...

Sharobaro ndan ya kanisa baada yakupokea divai akamwambia mchungaji,"naomba tishu meen" mchungaji kwa upole akamwambia,"Acha ushoga k*¤***ko 2po kanisani hapa"

Kabla sijaenda kuwasilisha hoja zangu niombe yafuatayo: Mods naomba msiondoe hii thread maana haina lengo la kidini. Hapa ni huduma za kijamii zinapochanganyikiwa na mitizamo ya...

Fikiria dunia yote imekufa. Wewe ni mvulana. Kwa bahati isiyo na jina umesalia wewe na mama yako. Una miaka 18 hivi. Mama 36 hivi. Mwaka mzima mmekaa bila kukutana na dalili ya binadamu mwingine...

Sometimes, when you cry, no one sees your tears. Sometimes, when you are happy, no one sees your smile. But fart just one time....

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift...

Mama mmoja alikuwa na mtoto mmoja wa kiume mtundu ajabu. Mama akaamua ampeleke kwa mchungaji kufunzwa dini na maadili. Wakiwa kanisani, mchungaji badala ya kumpa mawaidha juu ya uwepo wa Mungu...

mrs alikua jikoni buzy mume akataka kumsuprise mkewe, akaingia chumani akabadilisha sim card,akampigia mkewe. Mr>hallow darling! Mrs bila kujua nani. Mrs>kata piga baadae hili guruwe lipo ndani

A man went to the hospital to cut his defective leg,when he recovered after the surgery he found the doctor very upset.he asked "doctor what is wrong?" i have the good and bad news,the doctor...

Mchungaji alikuwa anawaongoza kondoo wake. Kati ya waliokuwepo kanisani ni mzee mmoja mlevi, kibogoyo, meno yote yametoka kwa gongo. Katika mahubiri yake, mchungaji alitamka. "Tujiepushe na...

HOW A SON/DAUGHTER THINKS OF HIS/HER DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES At 4 Years My daddy is great. At 6 Years My daddy knows everybody. At 10 Years My daddy is good but is short tempered At 12...

Tulipoingia tu sebuleni......

A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets...

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."

BMW: Brings Me Women. FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Rough Drivers. HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.... VOLVO: Very Odd...