JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Chinese couple in Dar gave birth to a black baby and the husband asked the wife: Chu, why baby black? Che replied: We live in Tanzania, no electricity, Me hot, you hot, sex hot so baby burnt

:A S clock: mlevi alianguka kwenye pipa la takataka huku makalio yote yapo nje.akapita kichaa akamtia kidole ,mlevi akatingisha ******.kichaa akasema, HUU MTAA WA MATAJIRI SANA,YAAN ******...

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely...

KWA UPANDE WANGU TIBA YA LOLIONDO SI TIBA YA IMANI BALI NI TIBA YA ASILI.NASEMA HIVYO SI KWA SABABU YA USHABIKI WA UPANDE WOWOTE ILA NI KWA SABABU YA HISTORIA YA YA MTI HUO YA KUTUMIKA KUTIBU...

Shalo balo mmoja alifika kwa babu kwa nia ya kupatiwa kikombe cha dawa,Baada ya kuwa amepatiwa kikombe hicho chakusitajabisha ni kwamba alibaki amekishikilia bila kunywa ndipo babu aka amua...

Mzee wa Mshitu: Nnauye; NYAMAYAO NA PETE NIMEOMBWA KUPIGA PICHA NA KUSHUGHULIKIA WATU WA CHINI NIKAAHIDI NDO KAZI NINAYOIANZA.NILIANZA KWA KUSIMAMIA BEI NZURI YA KOROSHO, MASASI TUKAZALISHA ZAIDI...

at the burial of a famous prostitute,someone commented"at last they will be together"someone else asked."who?"the man repplied,"her legs"

Wakati masikini wengi tunafia mahospitalini na majumbani mwetu kutokana na kukosa matibabu katika hospitali za umma nk, baadhi ya Vigogo wa Nchi hasa watendaji wakuu serikalini wamekuwa wakitumia...

TEACHER>Nyumbani kwenu nani mdogo kuliko wote? MWANAFUNZI>Mama. TEACHER>Kwanini? MWANAFUNZI>Mpaka leo anavuliwa chupi na baba.

Can sum1 help coz am in luv wid jamii forums.sometymes i even 4get wat i waz doing jus bcoz of jf.

I'm afraid inaweza kuhamishwa kwa sababu it does not reasonate with the mentality ya watu humu which is quite rather sad Nakumbuka the old JF used to have the likes of Prof Mbilinyi's and so on...

Tukiwa msibani kijijini eneo la makaburi,bibi mmoja akiwa kambeba mjukuu wake mgongoni alisikika akilia kwa uchungu;'jamani huyu kijana kafa bado mdogo kabisa,inatia uchungu sana,bora ningekufa...

Kwa wale ndugu zetu wapenda ndizi (wachaga), hii imekaaje?

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Kumbe sharobaro hajui kiingereza, katumiwa msg ndefu na demu wake. Ikaandikwa "some text missing", then yeye akafikiria akajibu fasta, "some text missing too beibe".

Askofu wa K.K.K.T Dr.martin shao amesikika akiishukuru na kuisifia kampuni ya bia ya serengeti kwa mchango wake wa ujenzi wa kliniki ya macho hospitali ya K.C.M.C,askofu huyu alinukuu vifungu vya...

Hivi hizi huduma zinazotolewa na crdb za visacard na mastercard zina tofauti gani, na nini faida yake kwa watu kama sisi tusio wafanyabiashara!

Katika nusa nusa yangu humu ndani nimekutana na hii ambayo nimeumiza sana kichwa na kujiuliza ni yupi anauetufaa kutuongoza kupitia CDM aswamu ijayo? Ndipo nikabaini mmoja wa wanajamvi alikuwa na...

Kwa wale wazee wa kilaji, ngoja niwape some tips siku moja unaweza kukumbana na hizi situations. SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to...

Nina rafiki yangu m1 mwislamu ngangari analalamika eti kuna nyumba ya marafiki zake wamemlisha nyama ya nguruwe mara 3 bila ya yeye kujua katika mazingira yale yale yanayofanana!!!!eti mara ya 1...